"Yeah, but for a fat guy who doesn't exercise I'm in pretty good shape."
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"How about air-quality canaries on every flight?"
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"Some Debussy, Igor."
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"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"
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"Are you sure you can cure me of leg cramps?"
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"I don't know—my gut tells me I should have another beer."
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Greek Chorus of Apartment 7-H
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"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"
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"You're supposed to push your envelope from the inside, Conners!"
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"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."
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"Wait! Come Back!"
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"You can't bully me."
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Board Reads: I Am An Insane Eye Doctor And I Am Going To...
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Water Towers Labelled 'Still' and 'Sparkling'
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"Would you rather be smart or funny?"
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