Dream Jobs Cartoons

"I've decided to return to my first passion in life—selling drugs to kids."

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I chose the one that said, 'Mergers, acquisitions, incredible bonuses.'"

"Of course, the money's good, but it's the teeth that keep me coming back."

"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."

Walking Tours of New York

"I was hoping that heaven might be, you know, more transcendent."

"My career doesn't reflect what my passions are as much as where my health insurance is."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"I'm looking for a position where I can slowly lose sight of what I originally set out to do with my life, with benefits."

"Eat your borscht. Don't you want to be President of the Soviet Union when you grow up?"

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

"Fortunately for me, I can't get enough of this song."

"Don't breath a word to anyone, but I'm never leaving graduate school."

"But, what I'd really like to do is direct."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I'm saving for when I get a low-paying job doing what I love."

"My whole life, …. I've never wanted to be anything other than a psychiatric patient."

Tell the author your idea for a book at 3 pm.

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

"Wow, dad, it's a beaut."

"It reminds me of the very first ad that ever swayed me into buying something I didn't really want."

"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"

"We don't have job titles here. Not only that, we don't even use our names. Actually, I don't even work here. To be honest, this is probably all a dream."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Dog rescues cat from tree.