Dress Cartoons

"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC119225
High Res:
3000x2281 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
wittgenstein, learn, learned, learning, knowledge, knowledgeable, intelligent, intelligence, fashion, fashions, communicate, communication, ludwig, ludwig wittgenstein, vienna circle, philosophy, philosophical, scholar, scholarly, trend, trends, shop, shopping, shops, dressing, dress, consumerism, education, educate, philosopher, analytic, positivism, logic, logics, persona, public image

"Look at you! Breaking out the good sweatpants today."

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC133518
High Res:
3056x3199 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
marriage, married, marrying, married life, argument, arguing, argue, argues, husband, wife, date, date night, fashion statement, fashion statements, fashion, fashion police, fashion crimes, faux pas, sweat, pants, sweat pants, sweatpants, casual, dress code, dress, code, pants, trousers, wrong trousers, honeymoon, honey, moon, honey moon period, honeymoon period

"Caroline Dolnick said my dress is a knockoff!"

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC39105
High Res:
1992x2600 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dress, dresses, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, knockoff, brand, brands, brand name, brand names, bully, bullies, bullying, teacher, teachers, superficial, superficiality, consumer, consumers, consumerist, consumerism, designer, designers, designer label, designer labels, modern life, modern times, merchandise, merchandising, indoctrinate, indoctrination, young age, young consumer, young consumers, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, agenda, agendas

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC42903
High Res:
2145x2497 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
ethics, ethical, unethical, getting dressed, dress, shirt, shirts, labor laws, labour laws, trade, trading, neglect, neglecting, ignore, ignoring, ignores, ignored, label, labels, made in, inconsequential, fair trade, fairtrade, fairness, slave labour, slave labor, sweatshop, sweatshops, poor condition, poor conditions, international relations

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC128267
High Res:
5330x5135 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
party, parties, fiscal responsibility, fiscally responsible, conservative, careful, party animal, party animals, outfit, outfits, pantsuit, pantsuits, dress, dresses, dress-up, middle age, middle-aged, forty, fortysomething, thirtysomething, professional, professionals, shindig, shindigs, savings, save up, saves up, saving up

"Old Mrs. Cranshaw is next, Doctor. Better put on your white jacket."

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC32033
High Res:
2198x1817 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
doctor, doctors, casual, medical, medicals, jacket, white jacket, jackets, lab coat, new age, casual, age, old age, anger, angry, annoyed, tradition, traditional, value, values, dress, uniform, uniforms, wearing, clothes, clothing, picky, fussy, complain, complaints, disdain

"Sir, while you were out the baby-doll dress came into fashion, went out of fashion, and came back with a vengeance."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC28282
High Res:
2881x2457 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
women, fashion, retro, childishness, dress, dresses, baby-doll dress, baby-doll dresses, fashion trend, fashion trends, trend, trends, style, styles, stylish, retro fashion, retro fashions, mankoff

"Ideally, I'd like a work environment that's flip-flop friendly."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC139154
High Res:
4587x3064 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
flip-flop, flip-flops, casual friday, casual, dress code, dress codes, office attire, attire, dress, dress-up, dressing up, formal wear, unprofessional, work environment, work environments, preference, preferences, request, requests, job center, job centre, human resources, hr department, hr departments, entitled, entitlement

"I found your other shoulder pad."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC140127
High Res:
3008x2580 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
suit, suits, suited, shoulder, shoulders, broad shoulders, shoulderpad, shoulder pad, shoulder pads, shoulder pads, lop, lopside, lopsided, tailor, tailoring, stuff, stuffing, bra stuffing, business, business like, business men, business man, businessmen, businessman, dress, dress code, fashion, fashions, fashionable, fashion police, fashion faux pas, faux pas, awkward, awkward moment, awkwardly, visual gag, cringe, sight gag

The Really Big Man's Shop

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC38476
High Res:
2091x1796 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
giant, giants, gigantic, big man, bigger man, man, men, men's fashion, fashion, fashions, fashionable, beauty, stores, store, shop, shopping, storefront, storefronts, xl, large, larger, xxl, extra large, health at every size, haes, obesity, obese, overweight, weight, heavy, heavier, men's clothes, men's clothing, clothes, clothing, dress, dressing, catered to, literal, literally, play on words, word play

"I really am very pleased with the dress I bought. It makes me feel not so dumpy and without."

Artist:
Booth, George
Search ID:
CC37648
High Res:
2475x2274 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
retail therapy, purchase, purchases, new dress, new dresses, dress, dresses, retailer, retailers, dumpy, body image, therapy, self-esteem, boost, boosts, booster, boosters, consumerism, consumerist, consumer, consumers

Infantas Around Town

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC29960
High Res:
2967x2345 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
diego velazquez, la infanta, portrait of infanta margarita, infanta margarita teresa, dress, dresses, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, art history, art historian, art historians, spanish, spanish artist, spanish artists, spanish art, formal, dress, dresses, dress up, dresses up, dressing up

"Casual dress hasn't yielded the results we'd hoped for."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC140320
High Res:
3088x2782 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
casual, business, businesses, profit, profits, dress code, dress, code, dress-code, dress codes, dress-codes, board, boards, strict, lax, relaxed, losing money, money, fashion, suit, suits, business casual, business-casual, loss, lose, crash, crashing, crashed, fashion, fashions, trend, trends

"What? A shawl is a kind of cape."

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
Search ID:
CC125531
High Res:
3003x2961 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
shawl, shawls, cape, capes, masculine, masculinity, superhero, superheroes, hero, heroes, heroic, dress, dresses, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, uniform, uniforms, costume, costumes, feminine, femininity, bully, bullies, bullying, attire, attired, disapprove, disapproves, disapproving, disapproval

"It's a French film, so we don't have to shower."

Artist:
Diffee, Matthew
Search ID:
CC124114
High Res:
3692x3893 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dress, dresses, dressing, france, french, french stereotype, french stereotypes, personal hygiene, hygiene, hygiene issue, hygiene issues, clean, cleans, cleanliness, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, movie, movies, film, films, date, dates, date night, date nights, go out, goes out, going out, smell, smells, smelly, body odor, body odour, stench, stenches, stink, stinks, stinky, foreign film, foreign films

"That's why we all face into the wind!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC134222
High Res:
3027x3035 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
telephone poles, telephone pole, telephone line, telephone lines, telephone wire, telephone wires, telegraph wires, telegraph wire, telegraph line, telegraph lines, bird, birds, dress, dresses, skirts, skirts, gender issues, gender inequality, upskirting, up-skirting, wind, windy, advice, advised, giving advice, embarrassment, embarrassing, embarrassed, feathers, feather, birds on a wire, ignore advice, ignoring advice, facing into the wind, bad weather

"I'm wearing this ribbon to help raise public awareness of my breasts."

Artist:
Diffee, Matthew
Search ID:
CC119347
High Res:
2000x2118 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
ribbon, ribbons, red carpet, red carpets, dress, dresses, public awareness, public awareness campaign, public awareness campaigns, cause, causes, bring attention, bringing attention, cleavage, breast, scantily clad, reporter, reporters, celebrity reporter, celebrity reporters, celebrity, celebrities, movie star, movie stars, interview, interviews, red carpet, red carpets

"They tell me you're a nincompoop, Henderson, but you certainly do know how to maintain a crease."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC44047
High Res:
2083x1951 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
idiot, idiots, idiocy, priority, priorities, business, hiring, hired, hire, new hire, new job, desk job, business fashion, formal business, business attire, attire, interview, interviewed, press, pressed, suit press, pressed suit, crease, creases, creased, maintain, maintenance, incompetent, incompetence, management, manager, managing, nincompoop, modern life, modern world, talent, talents, value, values, dress, dress the part, fake it, fake it til you make it, employ, employed, new job, new career, congratulations

"Does flannel go with camo?"

Artist:
Spaulding, Trevor
Search ID:
CC141178
High Res:
3088x2690 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
flannel, camo, camouflage, camouflage pants, camouflage trousers, pants, trousers, shirt, shirts, button down shirt, button down shirts, fashion advice, fashion tip, fashion tips, manly, manliness, masculine, dress, dresses, dressing, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, lumberjack, lumberjacks, log cabin, log cabins, outdoorsman, outdoorsmen, outdoors man, outdoors men, clash, clashes, clashing, match, matches, matching, outfit, outfits, fashion sense, fashion senses, no fashion sense, dress sense, instinct, instincts

“I’d lose the dress.”

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC55411
High Res:
2200x2800 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
jail, jails, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail cell, incarcerated, incarcerate, cell mate, cell mates, jailed, imprison, imprisoned, convict, convicted, angel, angels, advice, good advice, dress, dress code, prison uniform, wardrobe, fashion, fashion advice, fitting in, getting along, cross dressing, vestment, vestments, fallen angel, fallen angels

A woman prepares to change into her freshly-cleaned grubby dress.

Artist:
Gross, Sam
Search ID:
NL700184
High Res:
1317x1154 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dress, dresses, dressing up, dresses up, poor, poor person, poor people, poverty, living in poverty, life of poverty, start of the day, starts of the day, drycleaner, drycleaners, dry cleaner, dry cleaners, dry cleaning, rags, dressed in rags, dressing in rags, tatter, tatters, tattered, unkempt, homeless, homelessness, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, beg, begs, begging, beggar, beggars

"If it makes you feel better—yes, I am heterocentric."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC32579
High Res:
2119x1955 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
date, dates, dating, single, single life, heterosexual, heterosexuality, masculinity, fragile, masculinity, dress, dresses, attractive, attraction, attractions, bicurious, bar, bars, pub, pubs, meat market, meat markets, terminology, term, terms

"She's been this way ever since she saw 'Camille.'"

Artist:
Thurber, James
Search ID:
CC39592
High Res:
4573x2944 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
la dame aux camilias, camille, opera, operas, dumas, alexandre dumas, dress, dresses, dress up, dresses up, dressed up, dramatic, fashion, fashion sense, fashion senses, unnerve, unnerves, unnerving, stare, stares, staring, change of identity, identity, dress sense, dress senses

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Artist:
Tobey, Barney
Search ID:
CC68420
High Res:
1806x1723 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
marriage, married, propose, proposal, engage, engaged, ring, rings, engagement, proposed, proposals, consumer, consumerism, clerk, clerks, assistant, assistants, saving, savings, class, class, lower class, service, service industry, customer, customer divide, love, loving, romance, romantic, romantically, marry, marrying, bride, brides, bridal, dress, dresses, wedding, wedding dress, wedding dresses, modern life, modern, modern world