"I'm droppin' all my 'G's for a while."
Tags:western, wild west, the wild west, cowboy, cowboys, accent, accents, regional accent, regional accents, regional dialect, regional dialects, lazy, laziness, dress-up, dress up, dressing up, costume, costumes, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, pretend, pretending, pretender, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, modern life, cow boy, cow boys, westerns, spaghetti western, spaghetti westerns, drawl, drawling, drawls
"If I'd known shopping could be this easy, I would have dressed up as a cop ages ago!"
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, costume, costumes, dress up, dress-up, dressing up, dressed up, disguise, disguised, disguises, shopping, shopper, shoppers, impostor, impostors, parking, city life, urban life, modern life, modern times, shortcut, shortcuts, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, city parking
"Oh God. More condoms."
Tags:halloween, hallowe'en, halloween party, halloween parties, dress up, dressing up, dress-up, costume, costumes, party costume, party costumes, halloween costume, halloween costumes, condoms, gift bag, gift bags, party bag, party bags, safe sex, protection, use protection, using protection, safe-sex, insult, insults, insulted, assumption, assumptions, making assumptions, prejudge, prejudging, pre-judge, pre-judging
"Sorry. He's been cursing like that ever since we put him in that little sailor suit."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, baby, babies, clothes, clothing, baby clothes, baby clothing, costume, costumes, outfit, outfits, baby outfit, baby outfits, dress-up, dress up, sailor, sailors, sailor outfit, sailor outfits, sailor costume, sailor costumes, cursing, swearing, cussing, bad words, bad language, cursing like a sailor, cussing like a sailor, swearing like a sailor, idiom, idioms, expression, expressions, word play, wordplay
Gentlemen Without Caps Will Not be Served
Tags:diner, diners, diner car, diner cars, eating out, dining out, dress code, cress codes, black tie, black tie event, black tie events, fashions, trend, trends, following trends, cap, caps, baseball cap, baseball caps, refuse, refused, reject, rejected, rejection, rejections, modern life, modern times modern attitudes, cloths, clothing, dressing up, dress up, dress-up
"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."
Tags:party, parties, fiscal responsibility, fiscally responsible, conservative, careful, party animal, party animals, outfit, outfits, pantsuit, pantsuits, dress, dresses, dress-up, middle age, middle-aged, forty, fortysomething, thirtysomething, professional, professionals, shindig, shindigs, savings, save up, saves up, saving up
"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, friendly drunks, life story, life stories, sport, sports, skating, skater, skaters, ice dancing, ice dancer, ice dancers, hockey, hockey player, hockey players, ice hockey, athlete, athletes, career, careers, injury, injuries, recovery, recovered, resume, continue, career change, career changes, fashion, costume, costume, fancy, dress-up, dress up, dressing up, discovered, discovery, passion, passions, passion project, passion projects
Too cute for comfort.
Safari Clothes: "For People Who Aren't Going Anywhere"
Tags:safari, safari clothes, safari clothing, adventure, adventures, action, middle age, middle aged, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, suburb, suburbs, suburban life, tracker, trackers, fearless, fearlessness, errand, errends, chore, chores, go out, goes out, going out, dress-up, playing dress-up, fantasy
"That's a marvellous disguise! I almost ate you."
Tags:wolf, wolves, sheep, disguise, disguises, costume, costumes, wolf in sheeps clothing, a wolf in sheeps clothing, a wolf in sheep's clothing, predators, predator, prey, hunter, hunters, hunting, clothes, clothing, tricks, tricking, joke, joking, playing a joke, playing a trick, dress-up, dress up, dressing-up, dressing up, mistake, mistaken
"Honey, have you seen my onions?"
Tags:hot-dog, hotdog, hot dog, hot-dogs, hotdogs, hot dogs, costume, costumes, dress up, dress-up, dressing up, hot dog costume, clothes, clothing, wardrobe, wardrobe, boring job, boring jobs, suit, suits, hotdog suit, outfits, outfit, hotdog outfits, getting dressed, onion, onions, fashion statement, fast food, fastfood, fast-food, fast food outlet, trends, changing fashion, mascot, mascots, sports mascot, sports mascots, accessories, accessorise
"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"
Tags:fashion, fashionable, fashions, costume, costumes, costumed, animal, animals, costumed animals, dress up, dress-up, dog, dogs, pet, pets, domestic animals, domestic pet, domestic pets, reality, madness, mad, animal fashion, cute, cutesy, cuter, silly, silliness, silly outfit, outfits, talking animals, talking animal, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphize, owner, owners, pet owner, pet owners
Tags:pantomime, pantomimes, pantomime horse, pantomime horses, actor, actors, performer, performers, costume, costumes, dress up, dress-up, dressing up, disguise, disguises, parking meter, parking meters, parking metre, parking metres, parking, driver, drivers, driving, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, city, cities, city life, urban life, horse costume, horse costumes
"A fire hydrant, you say? No, but I'll keep my eyes peeled."
Tags:animal, animals, dog, dogs, fire hydrant, fire hydrants, fireplug, fireplugs, fire pump, fire pumps, pump, pumps, fire safety, fire protection, street scene, street scenes, glasses, mustache, mustaches, moustache, moustaches, facial hair, groucho glasses, nose glasses, novelty glasses, disguise, disguises, disguising, costume, costumes, dress-up, dress up, dressing up, evade, evasion, evading, question, questioning, looking, searching, look, search, directions
"Do you want to play doctorate?"
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, playing, make-believe, role-playing, fantasy, dress-up, dress up, education, higher education, phd, doctorate, postgraduate, postgrad, student, students, university, universities, college, colleges, overachiever, overachievers, ambitious, starting early, studying, learning, teacher's pet, precocious, getting ahead, intelligent, smart
Brads a Peloponnesian War renactor.
"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"
Tags:dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, airtravel, air travel, planetravel, plane travel, flying, airplane travel, aeroplane travel, flying with pets, threat, threats, threatening, smuggle, smuggling, disguise, disguises, dressed up, dress up, dressed-up, dress-up
"Ideally, I'd like a work environment that's flip-flop friendly."
Tags:flip-flop, flip-flops, casual friday, casual, dress code, dress codes, office attire, attire, dress, dress-up, dressing up, formal wear, unprofessional, work environment, work environments, preference, preferences, request, requests, job center, job centre, human resources, hr department, hr departments, entitled, entitlement
"Where do you get such nice fruit this time of year?"
Tags:winter, winters, wintertime, wintertimes, winter time, winter times, fruit, fruits, fruit and veg, seasonal food, seasonal foods, seasonal fruit, seasonal fruits, fruit and vegetables, seasonal vegetable, seasonal vegetables, in season, food shop, food shopping, grocery shop, grocery shopping, food shops, grocery shopping, food store, food stores, grocery stores, grocery stores, costume, costumes, dress up, dressing up, dress-up, dressing-up, fruit hat, fruit hats, headdress, headdresses, fruit headdresses, fruit headdress, snow, snowing