Dress Code Cartoons

No shirt, no shoes, no salvation

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"Here at Jackson & Bellnot casualization has gone too far."

"But if there were a Secretary of Clothing I'd nominate Bill Blass."

"Bruce, you look fabulous! Who's doing your creative?"

"Your Honor, wrong robe."

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

Crime Passionnel

"Look at you! Breaking out the good sweatpants today."

"Can't you take up some kind of sport that doesn't involve spandex?"

"We're in our lab coats. Now what?"

Nuclear Dress Codes

"I think what it finally comes down to is that I can not do business with skinny leather ties!"

"We do it, Havermeyer, because our corporate parent says we must."

Gentlemen Without Caps Will Not be Served

"General Hoskins, I don't care if you are in charge of our star-wars defense. You must wear a regulation uniform."

"I'm kind of enjoying black-tie Fridays."

Jacket Required

"Counsellor will instruct his client to remove his hat and put on some pants before sentencing."

"Bad news, Sam, we're going haute and you have to take off your cap."

"Please, Jeff. No one shows his abs after Labor Day."

"You'd think they'd be more zen about bling."

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

"Welcome abroad, Andrews. Now just see personnel on twelve, and antlers on fifteen."