"Does this dress make me look Republican?"
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"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"
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"Here at Jackson & Bellnot casualization has gone too far."
Tags:dress code, dress codes, casual, casualization, casualisation, casual friday, casual fridays, badly dressed, slovenly, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, bathrobe, bathrobes, shorts, t-shirt, t-shirts, modern life, modern times, tracksuit, tracksuits, track suit, track suits, suit, suits, inappropriate, expectation, expectations, social expectations
"Perhaps THESE are what you're looking for, Professor Moriarty?"
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"Can you de-schlump him?"
Tags:slob, slobs, style, styles, stylist, stylists, schlump, schlumps, stylist, stylists, personal style, personal styles, fashion advice, fashion guru, fashion gurus, men's fashion, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, wife, wives, husband, husbands, fashion faux pas, clueless, cluelessness, bad dresser, bad dressers, badly dressed, nag, nags, nagging, fashion emergency, fashion emergencies, clothing, clothes, clothes shopping, clothing store, clothing stores
"And are you the plaintiff or the defendant?"
Tags:lawsuit, lawsuits, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, outfit, outfits, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, fashion advice, smart, dress smart, dresses smart, dressing smart, smart outfit, smart outfits, trial, trials, plaintiff, plaintiffs, lawsuit, lawsuits, defendant, defendants, try on clothes, trying on clothes, fashionable, retail store, retail stores, changing rooms, fitting room, fitting rooms, dressing room, dressing rooms, formal wear, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys
"Just go home and change, Worthington, and spare me any more talk about postmodernism."
Tags:postmodern, postmodernist, postmodernism, art, artist, artists, avant-garde, casual friday, casual fridays, casual dress, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, attire, inappropriate, change clothes, changing clothes, artist, artists, modern, cubist, cubists, cubism, dead space, argue, argues, arguing, argument, boss, bosses, manager, managers, workplace attire
"Big date tonight, Dad. Can I borrow the cardigan?"
"I'm droppin' all my 'G's for a while."
Tags:western, wild west, the wild west, cowboy, cowboys, accent, accents, regional accent, regional accents, regional dialect, regional dialects, lazy, laziness, dress-up, dress up, dressing up, costume, costumes, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, pretend, pretending, pretender, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, modern life, cow boy, cow boys, westerns, spaghetti western, spaghetti westerns, drawl, drawling, drawls
"Wilfred, did you leave the lid off the body glitter?"
"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."
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"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."
Tags:occupy wall street, opportunist, opportunists, opportunistic, shop, shops, shopping, shopper, shoppers, shopaholic, shopaholics, retail therapy, retailer, retailers, 57th street, fifty-seventh street, new yorker, new yorkers, new york city, fifth avenue, 1%, 99%, rich person, rich people, fashionista, fashionistas, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, protest, protests, protesting, protester, protesters, self-interest, self-interested, left wing
"If I'd known shopping could be this easy, I would have dressed up as a cop ages ago!"
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, costume, costumes, dress up, dress-up, dressing up, dressed up, disguise, disguised, disguises, shopping, shopper, shoppers, impostor, impostors, parking, city life, urban life, modern life, modern times, shortcut, shortcuts, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, city parking
"Oh God. More condoms."
Tags:halloween, hallowe'en, halloween party, halloween parties, dress up, dressing up, dress-up, costume, costumes, party costume, party costumes, halloween costume, halloween costumes, gift bag, gift bags, party bag, party bags, safe sex, protection, use protection, using protection, safe-sex, insult, insults, insulted, assumption, assumptions, making assumptions, prejudge, prejudging, pre-judge, pre-judging
"Caroline Dolnick said my dress is a knockoff!"
Tags:dress, dresses, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, knockoff, brand, brands, brand name, brand names, bully, bullies, bullying, teacher, teachers, superficial, superficiality, consumer, consumers, consumerist, consumerism, designer, designers, designer label, designer labels, modern life, modern times, merchandise, merchandising, indoctrinate, indoctrination, young age, young consumer, young consumers, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, agenda, agendas
"Sorry. He's been cursing like that ever since we put him in that little sailor suit."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, baby, babies, clothes, clothing, baby clothes, baby clothing, costume, costumes, outfit, outfits, baby outfit, baby outfits, dress-up, dress up, sailor, sailors, sailor outfit, sailor outfits, sailor costume, sailor costumes, cursing, swearing, cussing, bad words, bad language, cursing like a sailor, cussing like a sailor, swearing like a sailor, idiom, idioms, expression, expressions, word play, wordplay
Gentlemen Without Caps Will Not be Served
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Frederick's Of Winnipeg
Our Spies In France: What They Found Out
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"General Hoskins, I don't care if you are in charge of our star-wars defense. You must wear a regulation uniform."
"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."
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Too cute for comfort.
"I can't seem to live in the present, so I'm opting for the future as I see it."
Tags:living in the moment, living for the moment, living in the present, living in the past, the future, future, futuristic, sci fi, sci-fi, science fiction, costume, costumes, dress up, dressing up, fancy dress, fancy dress costume, fancy dress costumes, fanboy, fanboys, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, literal minded, literal mindedness
"At least we have our integrity."
Tags:integrity, psychology, psychological, pride, prideful, ego, dressing, dress up, dressed up, hand, holding hands, hand holding, chicken farm, farmer, farming, farmers, farm, farms, rural, rural life, rural living, talking animal, talking animals, turkey, turkeys, chicken, chickens, duck, ducks, chick, chicks, cute, cutely, countryside, country, country life, in the sticks