"If I'd known shopping could be this easy, I would have dressed up as a cop ages ago!"
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Too cute for comfort.
"I like you in a tie."
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"At least we have our integrity."
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"You loved it on Joan Collins."
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"I'll find you some candy, but first tell me how you got past the Secret Service."
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"Do I look ridiculous in this hat or does this hat look ridiculous on me?"
"I'd like you to meet Frank Russ. He's just arrived on foot."
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"It's a poor heart that never rejoices!"
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"Don't wait up."
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"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."
"You'll find our Boulevardier Department on six, the Dandy's Department on seven, and our Fop's Corner on eight!"
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"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"
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"We're going out – of course I'm wearing my pearls."