"Thanks. It's vintage."
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"Is it too revealing?"
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"Does it make my ass look big?"
"Perhaps THESE are what you're looking for, Professor Moriarty?"
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"If it makes you feel better—yes, I am heterocentric."
"Looks like we're in for a cold winter."
"Mini, midi, maxi. Maxi, midi, mini . . ."
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"Caroline Dolnick said my dress is a knockoff!"
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"I've got the necessities: food, shelter, and a little black dress."
"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."
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"You look sensational!"
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'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'
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"Gladys was disappointed that she couldn't make it tonight. This is what she would have worn."
"It looked cute when I saw it on someone pretty."
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"What? A shawl is a kind of cape."
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"Acrylic, hemp, fire wax on mirrored aluminum and stainless steel."
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"I love what you're not wearing."
"Ladies and gentleman, the President of the United States."
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"Which way to the House Good Taste, Mac?"
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"I really am very pleased with the dress I bought. It makes me feel not so dumpy and without."
"I got tired of being called a suit."
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"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"
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