"Of course, the money's good, but it's the teeth that keep me coming back."
Tags:dentist, dentists, dental practice, dental practices, money, pay, motivation, motivations, money-driven, love of the job, dream job, dream jobs, wage, wages, drill, drills, cavity, cavities, filling teeth, hygienist, hygienists, teeth cleaning, teeth cleanings, tooth, tooth health, dental health, private practice, private practices
"Every new car comes with your own backyard drilling rights."
Tags:car salesman, car salesmen, salesman, salesmen, car sales, car price, car prices, bonus feature, bonus features, added feature, added features, fuel economy, gas mileage, mileage, fuel efficiency, fuel, fuels, fuelling, drill, drills, drilling, petrol, engine, engines, internal combustion engine, fuel price, fuel prices, offset, offsets, offsetting
Reindeer in a conga line do the limbo beneath a pipeline.
"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, patio, patios, side-walk cafe, side-walk cafes, cafe, cafes, shopping, consumerism, hardware, plumbing, supply, supplies, hardware supplies, plumbing supplies, order, ordering, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, saw, saws, wrench, wrenches, pipe, pipes, screwdriver, screwdrivers, drill, drills, tool, tools, hardware store, hardware stores, plumbing store, plumbing stores, awning, awnings, sign, signs, signage, strange, unusual, odd
"Close-order drill! Everybody fall in!"
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, too many pets, too many dogs, family, families, fur kids, fur children, big family, big families, large family, large family, military, drill, drills, close-order drill, close-order drills, close-order, close order, close order drill, close order drills, fall in, formation, formations, movement, movements, march, marching, parade, parades, order, imposing order, tactic, tactics, strategy, strategies
"Lemming Boot Camp"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, lemming, lemmings, jump, jumping, jumping off a cliff, cliff, cliffs, military, drill, drills, boot camp, boot camps, recruit, recruits, training, drill sergeant, drill sergeants, bucket, buckets, water, insult, insults, insulting, cowardice, coward, cowards, nervous, anxious, afraid, scared
"Folsom's seasick, sir."
Tags:navy, the navy, in the navy, drill, drills, military drill, military drills, seasick, seasickness, excuse, excuses, making excuses, poor excuse, bad excuse, bad excuses, sickie, sickies, sick day, sick days, bad liar, bad liars, inspection, inspections, military inspection, military inspections, sailor, sailors
Emergency Cartoon System
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, cartoons, comic, comics, test, tests, testing, emergency, emergencies, alert, alerts, alarm, alarms, drill, drills, practice, practices, practise, practises, practicing, practising, warning, warnings, early warning system, early warning systems, emergency system, emergency systems, loud, annoying, blaring, high-pitched, beeping, deafening, sudden, unexpected, surprise
"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."
"We had her declawed, but she's still impossible."