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Drink Cartoons
Drink cartoon 1 of 862
"I don't vote. They've got machines that do that now."
Drink cartoon 2 of 862
"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships.love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, boozing, skit-chasing, skirt-chaser, skit-chasers, womanising, womanizing, womanizer, womanizer, womaniser, womanisers, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, extramarital affairs, infidelity, fashion, fashion sense, bicycle clothesDrink cartoon 3 of 862
"He's a curmudgeon now, but he used to be just a mean old bastard."
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bad temper, bad tempers, locals, regulars, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, curmudgeon, curmudgeons, grumpy, grump, grumps, mean, old men, old man, talking trash, talking smack, smack talk, trash talkDrink cartoon 4 of 862
"You got anything that doesn't have green tea in it?"
Drink cartoon 5 of 862
"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"
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politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, one-party system, multiple party system, russia, united russia, communist, communists, prime minister, prime ministers, vladimir, putin, multi-party system, state duma, liberal democratic party, a just russia, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, foreign, foreign affairsDrink cartoon 6 of 862
Mrs. Coffee
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coffee, coffees, coffee maker, coffee makers, coffee machine, coffee machines, morning, mornings, breakfast, food, drink, drinks, drinking, meal, meals, invention, inventions, innovation, innovative, talking, speaking, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, wife, wives, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses, woman, women, man, men, appliance, appliances, kitchenDrink cartoon 7 of 862
"Scotch and toilet water?"
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scotch, whisky, whiskey, scotch and soda, scotch and sodas, water, toilet water, dog, dogs, drink, drinks, cocktail, cocktails, bartender, bartenders, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, preference, preferences, preferred, favorite drink, favorite drinks, favourite drink, favourite drinksDrink cartoon 8 of 862
"They're making my web-page into a movie!"
Drink cartoon 9 of 862
"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."
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hipster, hipsters, farmer, farmers, farmers market, market, markets, shopping, fresh food, food, drink, organic, homemade, homegrown, local, shop local, support local business, support local businesses, business, businesses, small business, small businesses, self-congratulatory, superiority, superior, pat on the back, ego, egotistical, egotistic, egocentric, trendyDrink cartoon 10 of 862
"Susan Faludi would like to buy you a brewski."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, drinker, drinkers, flirt, flirty, pickup, pickups, pickup line, pickup lines, feminist, feminists, feminism, woman, women, men, man, beer, beers, bartender, bartenders, author, authors, literature, literary, literacy, writer, writers, activist, activistsDrink cartoon 11 of 862
"Not much - just flushing out my arteries."
Drink cartoon 12 of 862
"So how's the family? Still disintegrating?"
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drunk, drunks, mental health, liquor, booze, family, families, family issues, family problems, disintegrating, falling apart, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humourDrink cartoon 13 of 862
A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.
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fourth place, 4th place, come in fourth, coming in fourth, came in fourth, podium, podiums, medal podium, medal podiums, podium finish, podium finishes, sad, sadness, unhappy, miss out, misses out, missing out, athlete, athletes, competition, competitions, track and field, runner, runners, running, medal, medals, medal ceremony, medal ceremonies, trophy, trophies, competitive, competitiveness, bottom line, bottom lines, drink, drinks, drinking, trouble, troubles, forget your troubles, self-medicate, self-medicates, self-medicating, self-medicationDrink cartoon 14 of 862
"Caldwell know whereof he speaks. At least until around eight-thirty or nine."
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drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, bar, bars, barfly, barflies, bar fly, bar flies, bartender, bartenders, pub, pubs, hangout, hangouts, expert, experts, expertise, area of expertise, areas of expertise, fact, facts, factoid, factoids, information, wise, wisdom, lecture, lectures, lecturing, drunk, drunksDrink cartoon 15 of 862
"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."
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catch up, catch-up, middle-age, middle age, generation, generations, keg, kegs, kegger, keggers, beer, beers, drunk, drink, drinking, drinks, friend, friends, chat, chats, wine, wines, alternative, alternatives, drunk, drunkards, alcohol, helpful, helps, helpedDrink cartoon 16 of 862
"Look, Nixon's no dope. If the people really wanted moral leadership, he'd give them moral leadership."
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politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, richard, nixon, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, bartender, bartenders, moral, morals, leader, leaders, leadership, reelection, election, elections, campaign, campaigns, candidate, candidates, tavern, taverns, republican, republicansDrink cartoon 17 of 862
Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?
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morning, mornings, monring coffee, coffee, coffees, coffee cup, cup, cups, mug, mugs, labelled, label, novelty, novelties, novelty cup, novelty cups, novelty mug, novelty mugs, tired, tiring, monday, mondays, mood, moods, drink, coffee pot, real, reality, realistic, business face, working world, working life, modern world, modern life, anxiety, depressed, depression, hiding, real selfDrink cartoon 18 of 862
"You gotta multiply dog years by seven, pal."
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animal, animals, dog, dogs, talking dog, talking dogs, pet, pets, bartender, bartenders, bar, bars, pub, pubs, restaurant, restaurants, drinking, alcohol, drink, identification, id, i.d., id card, id cards, i.d.card, i.d. cards, id check, i.d. check, check, checking, birthdate, birth date, dog year, dog years, age, of age, old age, old, adults, age of majority, drinking age, legal age, legal drinking age, id'd, modern life, regulations, laws, drinking laws, driver's license, driver's licence, driving licence, driver licenceDrink cartoon 19 of 862
"My position is very simple. I prefer not knowing whether a person is gay or Irish."
Drink cartoon 20 of 862
"What I drink and what I tell the pollsters I drink are two different things."
Drink cartoon 21 of 862
"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, waitingDrink cartoon 22 of 862
"With your permission, gentlemen, I'd like to offer a kind word on behalf of John Maynard Keynes."
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boring, stranger, strangers, small talk, conversation, economist, economists, macroeconomics, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartendersDrink cartoon 23 of 862
"Sure, they drank it - but did they get it?"
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wine, wines, wine drinker, wine drinkers, wine connoisseur, wine connoisseurs, wine expert, wine experts, wine enthusiast, wine enthusiasts, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, fine wine, dinner party, dinner parties, guest, guests, host, hosts, hostess, hostesses, snob, snobs, snobby, pretentious, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, men, man, woman, womenDrink cartoon 24 of 862
"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"
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man, men, single, living alone, kitchen, kitchens, fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, messy, unclean, untidy, fun, drinking from the container, juice, milk, drink, drinks, drinking, bachelor, bachelors, bachelor pad, bachelor's padDrink cartoon 25 of 862
Three-Martini Breakfast
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