Drink Cartoons

"I don't vote. They've got machines that do that now."

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"He's a curmudgeon now, but he used to be just a mean old bastard."

"You got anything that doesn't have green tea in it?"

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Mrs. Coffee

"Scotch and toilet water?"

"They're making my web-page into a movie!"

"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."

"Susan Faludi would like to buy you a brewski."

"Not much - just flushing out my arteries."

"So how's the family? Still disintegrating?"

"Caldwell know whereof he speaks. At least until around eight-thirty or nine."

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"Look, Nixon's no dope. If the people really wanted moral leadership, he'd give them moral leadership."

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

"You gotta multiply dog years by seven, pal."

"My position is very simple. I prefer not knowing whether a person is gay or Irish."

"What I drink and what I tell the pollsters I drink are two different things."

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

"With your permission, gentlemen, I'd like to offer a kind word on behalf of John Maynard Keynes."

"Sure, they drank it - but did they get it?"

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

"Today, we examined our life styles, we evaluated our diet and our exercise program, and we also assessed our behavioral patterns. Then we felt we needed a drink."