Drinker Cartoons

"I don't vote. They've got machines that do that now."

"He's a curmudgeon now, but he used to be just a mean old bastard."

"Care for some sports wine?"

"So what do you think of it?"

"Are you just pissing and moaning, or can you verify what you're saying with data?"

"They're making my web-page into a movie!"

"Susan Faludi would like to buy you a brewski."

"Not much - just flushing out my arteries."

"None of 'em is my type. I'm sitting on my hands this year."

"Caldwell know whereof he speaks. At least until around eight-thirty or nine."

"That is not one of the seven habits of highly effective people."

"What other tricks does he need?"

"With your permission, gentlemen, I'd like to offer a kind word on behalf of John Maynard Keynes."

"Sure, they drank it - but did they get it?"

"It was a day like any other, so I guess I'll have the usual."

"Today, we examined our life styles, we evaluated our diet and our exercise program, and we also assessed our behavioral patterns. Then we felt we needed a drink."

"Point well taken- but I just came here to get drunk."

"Every day at five. Like clockwork."

"Jer, I just feel so empty. Do you have any peanuts?"

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"I like Europe. They're not afraid of a few germs."

"Do you ever catch yourself wondering what the hell's gone wrong with this corporation?"

"Hey, I love what you've done with the office."

"Another round?"

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."