Drinker Cartoons

"Are you just pissing and moaning, or can you verify what you're saying with data?"

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC42028
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3000x2425 pixels (unwatermarked)
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moan, moans, moaning, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, bar, bars, pub, pubs, whine, whines, whining, fact-checker, fact-checkers, fact-checking, veracity, exaggeration, exaggerations, exaggerating, verify, verifies, verifying, verification, skeptic, skeptics, skeptical, sceptic, sceptics, sceptical, beer, beers, drinking, drinker, drinkers

"Not much - just flushing out my arteries."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC28141
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2200x1849 pixels (unwatermarked)
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artery, arteries, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, wine, wines, wine lover, wine lovers, flush out, flushed out, cleanse, cleansed, binge drinking, binge drinker, binge drinkers, bingeing, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, problem drinker, problem drinkers, drinking alone

"That is not one of the seven habits of highly effective people."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC40587
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2141x1941 pixels (unwatermarked)
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self help, self help book, self help books, advice, advice book, advice books, habit, habits, drinker, drinkers, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, effective people, wino, winos, bum, bums, homeless, homelessness, career advice, business advice, ineffective, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, boozehound, boozehounds, boozer, boozers

"What other tricks does he need?"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC124465
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3006x2324 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, trick, tricks, dog, dogs, martini, martinis, bartender, bartenders, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, catch, catches, catching, fetch, fetches, fetching, jump, jumps, leap, leaps, leaping, dog trainer, dog trainers, dog training, trainer, trainers, training, alcoholism, alcoholic, alcoholics

"Today, we examined our life styles, we evaluated our diet and our exercise program, and we also assessed our behavioral patterns. Then we felt we needed a drink."

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC32313
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3404x3023 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
lifestyle, lifestyles, life style, life styles, diet, diets, exercise, exercise program, exercise programs, regimen, regimens, strict regimen, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, reward, rewards, rewarding, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, self-control, self-discipline, lack of discipline, grit, stick to it, sticking to it, weak, weakness, spirits, lazy, laziness

"Care for some sports wine?"

Artist:
Gregory, Alex
Search ID:
CC121682
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5000x3176 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
drinker, drinkers, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, sports drink, sports drinks, soft drink, soft drinks, replenish, replenishes, replenishing, secret drinker, secret drinkers, hide, hides, hiding, tennis player, tennis players, tennis, exercise, exercises, exercising, sugary drink, sugary drinks

Advanced course at the Wine Appreciation Institute in my house.

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC124086
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3327x2783 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, wine, wine appreciation, wine appreciator, wine lover, wine lovers, wino, winos, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, lonely, drinking alone, binge drinker, binge drinkers, binge drinking, loneliness, problem drinker, problem drinkers, problem drinking, wine education

"Hey, I love what you've done with the office."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC125469
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3006x2618 pixels (unwatermarked)
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personal touch, personal touches, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, knockoff, knockoffs, personalize, personalizes, personalizing, personalise, personalises, personalising, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, drinking, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, decor, decoration, decorations, decorate, decorates, decorating

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC41879
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1909x1641 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
brewer, brewers, brewing, six pack, six packs, brew, brews, brewing, homebrew, home brew, home brewer, home brewers, craft beer, craft beers, drinker, drinkers, drinking, bar, pub, bars, pubs, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, booze, boozehound, boozehounds, booze hound, booze hounds, buy a man a fish, teach a man to fish, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachers

"Another round?"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC40645
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1996x1697 pixels (unwatermarked)
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reindeer, santa, santa claus, father christmas, drinking session, drinking sessions, drinker, drinkers, drinking, binge drinker, binge drinkers, binge drinking, dead soldier, dead soldiers, beer mug, beer mugs

"Stampeding off a metaphoric cliff - and you?"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC123094
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3290x2570 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bull, bison, bar, stampede, stampedes, stampeding, bisons, bulls, stampeding bull, stampeding bulls, metaphoric cliff, metaphoric cliffs, metaphor, metaphors, drunk, drunks, drinker, drinkers, drinking problem, drinking problems, alcohol problem, alcohol problems, alcoholic, alcoholics, cliff edge, cliff edges

"Stampeding off a metaphoric cliff - and you?"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC123094
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3290x2942 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bull, bison, bar, stampede, stampedes, stampeding, bisons, bulls, stampeding bull, stampeding bulls, metaphoric cliff, metaphoric cliffs, metaphor, metaphors, drunk, drunks, drinker, drinkers, drinking problem, drinking problems, alcohol problem, alcohol problems, alcoholic, alcoholics, cliff edge, cliff edges

"It's good to get hammered by something other than the economy."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC131371
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economy, economics, economist, economists, getting hammered, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drinker, drinkers, overindulge, overindulged, overindulging, alcohol problem, alcohol problems, hammered, economic downturn, economic downturns

The Guy Who Invented An Alcohol Substitute

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC32893
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alcohol, alcohol substitute, alcohol substitutes, alcoholic, alcoholics, nonalcoholic, non-alcoholic, drinker, drinkers, drinking, miss the point, misses the point, missing the point, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, health benefit, health benefits, healthy choice, healthy choices, healthy option, healthy options, diet, diets, dieting, useless, drinker, drinkers, wine, wines, wino, winos

"Last night, I tried out some new stuff, but tonight I'm only drinking the classics."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC125141
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piano, pianos, pianist, pianists, piano player, piano players, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, try new things, trying new things, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, classic, classics, martini, martinis, dry martini, dry martinis, musician, musicians, gig, gigs, alcoholic, alcoholics, variety

"Hey, pal, do you have any idea who I think I am?"

Artist:
Gerberg, Mort
Search ID:
CC29854
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entitled, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, entitlement complex, bar, barkeeper, barkeepers, barman, status, ego, egotist, egotists, egotistical, boozer, boozers, boozing, drinker, drinkers, delusion, delusions, delusions of grandeur

"Bert's inner core in spinning on its own."

Artist:
Booth, George
Search ID:
CC33100
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drunk, drunks, drunken, fall, falls, falling, barfly, barflies, bar fly, bar flies, fall down, falls down, falling down, dizzy, dizziness, drinker, drinkers, drinking, inner core, core

"Swift Boat Veterans for Scotch"

Artist:
Mueller, P. S.
Search ID:
CC119337
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swiftboat, swiftboating, swift boat, swift boating, swift boat veterans, swift boat veterans for truth, john kerry, nomination, nominations, president, presidential, presidential election, scotch, drinker, drinkers, drinking, boozer, boozers, booze, boozehound, boozehounds

Cross eyed and crossed pits

Artist:
Levin, Arnie
Search ID:
CC36091
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drunk, drunkard, drink, drinking, drinks, smoke, smokes, smoking, smoked, vices, parallel, parallels, pun, puns, drinker, drinkers, cross eyed, cross eyes, cross-eyed, cross-eyes, olive, olives, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails

"Do you ever catch yourself wondering what the hell's gone wrong with this corporation?"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC31918
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corporation, corporations, sloshed, lunch, lunches, dinner, dinners, martini, martinis, whiskey, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drunken, meeting, meetings, boardroom, board room, boardrooms, board rooms, profit, profits, profiting, lose money, losing money

"Great coffee, honey!"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC43801
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coffee, coffees, martini, martinis, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, day drinking, morning, mornings, morning coffee, wife, wives, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses, drink, drinks, compliment, compliments, complimenting

"All of our menu items have a tobacco-juice base."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC140149
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3088x2592 pixels (unwatermarked)
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menu, menus, bartender, diner, diners, bartenders, hillbilly, redneck, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, spit, gross, disgust, disgusting, revolting, chewing, chewed, chewing tobacco, tobacco-juice, tobacco juice, bartenders, rednecks, south, southern, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, grim, disappointment, repulsive

"Al, I've fought the good fight and now I'm ready to drink the good drink."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC37879
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bars, drinking, long day, long days, good fight, good fights, fight the good fight, fighting the good fight, drink, drinker, drinkers, drinking, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, heavy drinking, end of a long day, beer, beers, ale, ales, beer lover, beer lovers, alcohol, bartender, bartenders, mankoff

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Artist:
Dator, Joe
Search ID:
CC132297
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gin, bathtub, bathtubs, duck, ducks, rubberduck, rubber duck, rubberducks, rubber ducks, rubber-duck, rubber-ducks, toy, toys, bath, baths, kid, kids, children, child, alcohol, alcoholic, bathtub gin, bathtub-gin, alcoholic, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drunkard, inappropriate, prohibition, drinking, out of character, moonshine