"I don't vote. They've got machines that do that now."
"He's a curmudgeon now, but he used to be just a mean old bastard."
"Care for some sports wine?"
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"So what do you think of it?"
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"Are you just pissing and moaning, or can you verify what you're saying with data?"
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"They're making my web-page into a movie!"
"Susan Faludi would like to buy you a brewski."
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"Not much - just flushing out my arteries."
"None of 'em is my type. I'm sitting on my hands this year."
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"Caldwell know whereof he speaks. At least until around eight-thirty or nine."
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"That is not one of the seven habits of highly effective people."
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"What other tricks does he need?"
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"With your permission, gentlemen, I'd like to offer a kind word on behalf of John Maynard Keynes."
"Sure, they drank it - but did they get it?"
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"It was a day like any other, so I guess I'll have the usual."
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"Today, we examined our life styles, we evaluated our diet and our exercise program, and we also assessed our behavioral patterns. Then we felt we needed a drink."
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"Every day at five. Like clockwork."
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"Jer, I just feel so empty. Do you have any peanuts?"
"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "
"I like Europe. They're not afraid of a few germs."
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"Do you ever catch yourself wondering what the hell's gone wrong with this corporation?"
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"Hey, I love what you've done with the office."
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"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."
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Advanced course at the Wine Appreciation Institute in my house.
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