Drinking Cartoons

"Are you just pissing and moaning, or can you verify what you're saying with data?"

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC42028
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3000x2425 pixels (unwatermarked)
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moan, moans, moaning, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, bar, bars, pub, pubs, whine, whines, whining, fact-checker, fact-checkers, fact-checking, veracity, exaggeration, exaggerations, exaggerating, verify, verifies, verifying, verification, skeptic, skeptics, skeptical, sceptic, sceptics, sceptical, beer, beers, drinking, drinker, drinkers

"Not much - just flushing out my arteries."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC28141
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2200x1849 pixels (unwatermarked)
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artery, arteries, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, wine, wines, wine lover, wine lovers, flush out, flushed out, cleanse, cleansed, binge drinking, binge drinker, binge drinkers, bingeing, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, problem drinker, problem drinkers, drinking alone

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

Artist:
Gross, Sam
Search ID:
CC38875
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2038x1519 pixels (unwatermarked)
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california, hot tubs, wines, wine making, regional coast, leisure, drinking, rural, farm, california wine, californian wine, wine, wine maker, wine makers, good life, easy street, relax, relaxes, relaxing, slow down, slowing down, grape, grapes, wine snob, wine snobs, wine lover, wine lovers, californians, california, lifestyle, lifestyles

"Do you have any tooth-whitening vodka?"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC124596
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3449x2828 pixels (unwatermarked)
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vodka, vodka shot, vodka shots, whitener, whiteners, teeth whitener, teeth whiteners, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, drinking, easy way, easy ways, vane, vanity, tooth whitener, tooth whiteners, easy, easy way out, lazy, laziness, convenience, spirits, liquor, cocktail, cocktails, barman, barkeeper, barkeepers

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Artist:
Dator, Joe
Search ID:
CC124774
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4675x3500 pixels (unwatermarked)
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catch up, catch-up, middle-age, middle age, generation, generations, keg, kegs, kegger, keggers, beer, beers, drunk, drink, drinking, drinks, friend, friends, chat, chats, wine, wines, alternative, alternatives, drunk, drunkards, alcohol, helpful, helps, helped

"This brand has a clean balance sheet, a lively marketing plan with tasteful notes of originality, and a strong fiscal-year finish."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC133902
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4616x2508 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
wine, wines, businesses, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business people, business man, business men, business person, drink, drinks, drinking, appeal, appealing, sommelier, sommeliers, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, bottle of wine, sell, selling, taste, tastes, tasting, describe, description, restaurant, restaurants, corporation, corporations, corporate culture, self absorbed, self-absorbed

"Care for some sports wine?"

Artist:
Gregory, Alex
Search ID:
CC121682
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5000x3176 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
drinker, drinkers, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, sports drink, sports drinks, soft drink, soft drinks, replenish, replenishes, replenishing, secret drinker, secret drinkers, hide, hides, hiding, tennis player, tennis players, tennis, exercise, exercises, exercising, sugary drink, sugary drinks

Advanced course at the Wine Appreciation Institute in my house.

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC124086
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3327x2783 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, wine, wine appreciation, wine appreciator, wine lover, wine lovers, wino, winos, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, lonely, drinking alone, binge drinker, binge drinkers, binge drinking, loneliness, problem drinker, problem drinkers, problem drinking, wine education

"Hey, I love what you've done with the office."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC125469
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3006x2618 pixels (unwatermarked)
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personal touch, personal touches, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, knockoff, knockoffs, personalize, personalizes, personalizing, personalise, personalises, personalising, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, drinking, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, decor, decoration, decorations, decorate, decorates, decorating

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC41879
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1909x1641 pixels (unwatermarked)
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brewer, brewers, brewing, six pack, six packs, brew, brews, brewing, homebrew, home brew, home brewer, home brewers, craft beer, craft beers, drinker, drinkers, drinking, bar, pub, bars, pubs, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, booze, boozehound, boozehounds, booze hound, booze hounds, buy a man a fish, teach a man to fish, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachers

"Another round?"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC40645
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1996x1697 pixels (unwatermarked)
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reindeer, santa, santa claus, father christmas, drinking session, drinking sessions, drinker, drinkers, drinking, binge drinker, binge drinkers, binge drinking, dead soldier, dead soldiers, beer mug, beer mugs

"Just so you guys know, in the event of an emergency I'm fully trained in P.R."

Artist:
Lewis, Eric
Search ID:
CC119408
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3000x2718 pixels (unwatermarked)
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word play, play on words, dining, drinking, eating, restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waitresses, waiting, dine, diner, dinner, eat out, public relations, pr, p.r., priorities, cpr, cardiopulmonary resuscitation, resuscitation, resuscitating, medical, presenting, appearance, appearances, appear, relations, advertising, advert, advertisement, cover up, spin, spinning

"Looks like someone's eyes are bigger than his liver."

Artist:
Flake, Emily
Search ID:
CC133724
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eyes bigger than stomach, bartender, bartenders, bar, bars, advice, saying, sayings, cliche, cliches, adage, adages, advice, advise, mistake, mistakes, liver, livers, alcohol, alcoholic, drinking, drinks, drunk, eyes are bigger than your stomach, parallel, hindsight, wisdom, eat, eating, mistake, mistakes, overconfidence

"If you have one more round it's considered a main dish."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC126247
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2960x2672 pixels (unwatermarked)
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drink, drinks, drunkard, drinking, drunk, alcohol, alcoholic, round, rounds, meal, meals, substitute, dish, dishes, wait, waiter, serve, serving, order, orders, ordering, glass, glasses, mains, restaurant, restaurants, bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, unhealthy

Beer Parasol.

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC125403
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3006x2439 pixels (unwatermarked)
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beach, beaches, ocean, oceans, seaside, sand, sands, beer, beers, keg, kegs, tap, taps, umbrella, umbrellas, parasol, parasols, shade, shades, summer, sunbathing, relax, relaxing, secret, stash, stashes, drink, drinking, drunk, drinkers, alcohol, shore, seashore, day drinking

"That will be perfect. We have a lot to talk about."

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC29697
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relationship, relationships, marriage, married, marriages, marries, discuss, discussion, talk, talking, argue, arguing, argues, argued, restaurant, restaurants, wine, wines, bottle, bottles, large, oversize, alcohol, drink, drinks, wine bottle, wine bottles, service, serving, waiter, waiters, drinks, drinking, sommelier, sommeliers, help, helping, helpful

The Guy Who Invented An Alcohol Substitute

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC32893
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alcohol, alcohol substitute, alcohol substitutes, alcoholic, alcoholics, nonalcoholic, non-alcoholic, drinker, drinkers, drinking, miss the point, misses the point, missing the point, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, health benefit, health benefits, healthy choice, healthy choices, healthy option, healthy options, diet, diets, dieting, useless, drinker, drinkers, wine, wines, wino, winos

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

Artist:
Gregory, Alex
Search ID:
CC42344
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fire hydrant, fire hydrants, fire plug, fireplugs, fire pump, fire pumps, pump, pumps, fire, fires, fire safety, fire prevention, fighting fire, fighting fires, hydrant, hydrants, water, sparkling water, soda water, regular water, tap water, still water, drinking water, sparkling, soda, regular, tap, still, drinking, types of water, modern life, consumerism

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC41812
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alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholism, alcoholism, addict, addicts, addiction, drink, drinking, drunk, drunks, alcohol addiction, alcohol addict, battling addiction, battling alcohol addiction, support, supporting, supportive, co dependant, co dependent, codependent, co-dependent, co dependence, codependence, co-dependence, codependant, codependance, mutual support, overcoming alcoholism, fighting alcoholism, rehabilitation, rehab, quiet evenings, quiet evenings in, combatting alcoholism, recovery, wine, empty wine glasses

"This is a night for white wine."

Artist:
Booth, George
Search ID:
CC35189
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2016x1944 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
night in, white wine, girls night in, wine, talking, chatting, drinking, drinks, evening in, evening, alcohol, chat, chats, gossip, talk, discuss, discussing, gossiping, gossipping, living a lie, airs and grades, fantasy, fantasist

"You gotta multiply dog years by seven, pal."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC29816
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animal, animals, dog, dogs, talking dog, talking dogs, pet, pets, bartender, bartenders, bar, bars, pub, pubs, restaurant, restaurants, drinking, alcohol, drink, identification, id, i.d., id card, id cards, i.d.card, i.d. cards, id check, i.d. check, check, checking, birthdate, birth date, dog year, dog years, age, of age, old age, old, adults, age of majority, drinking age, legal age, legal drinking age, id'd, modern life, regulations, laws, drinking laws, driver's license, driver's licence, driving licence, driver licence

"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC131602
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doctor, doctors, medicine, hospital, hospitals, gp, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, appointment, appointments, check-up, check up, checkup, check-ups, check ups, checkups, routine checkup, clinic, clinics, health, healthcare, health care, healthy, wellbeing, bar, bars, barman, bartender, bar man, bar men, barmen, bar tender, bartenders, bar tenders, pub, pubs, drink, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholism, alcoholics

"Bert's inner core in spinning on its own."

Artist:
Booth, George
Search ID:
CC33100
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drunk, drunks, drunken, fall, falls, falling, barfly, barflies, bar fly, bar flies, fall down, falls down, falling down, dizzy, dizziness, drinker, drinkers, drinking, inner core, core

"Swift Boat Veterans for Scotch"

Artist:
Mueller, P. S.
Search ID:
CC119337
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swiftboat, swiftboating, swift boat, swift boating, swift boat veterans, swift boat veterans for truth, john kerry, nomination, nominations, president, presidential, presidential election, scotch, drinker, drinkers, drinking, boozer, boozers, booze, boozehound, boozehounds

Cross eyed and crossed pits

Artist:
Levin, Arnie
Search ID:
CC36091
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drunk, drunkard, drink, drinking, drinks, smoke, smokes, smoking, smoked, vices, parallel, parallels, pun, puns, drinker, drinkers, cross eyed, cross eyes, cross-eyed, cross-eyes, olive, olives, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails