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Drinking Cartoons
Drinking cartoon 1 of 836
"I don't vote. They've got machines that do that now."
Drinking cartoon 2 of 836
"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships.love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, boozing, skit-chasing, skirt-chaser, skit-chasers, womanising, womanizing, womanizer, womanizer, womaniser, womanisers, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, extramarital affairs, infidelity, fashion, fashion sense, bicycle clothesDrinking cartoon 3 of 836
"He's a curmudgeon now, but he used to be just a mean old bastard."
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bad temper, bad tempers, locals, regulars, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, curmudgeon, curmudgeons, grumpy, grump, grumps, mean, old men, old man, talking trash, talking smack, smack talk, trash talkDrinking cartoon 4 of 836
"Care for some sports wine?"
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drinker, drinkers, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, sports drink, sports drinks, soft drink, soft drinks, replenish, replenishes, replenishing, secret drinker, secret drinkers, hide, hides, hiding, tennis player, tennis players, tennis, exercise, exercises, exercising, sugary drink, sugary drinksDrinking cartoon 5 of 836
"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"
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politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, one-party system, multiple party system, russia, united russia, communist, communists, prime minister, prime ministers, vladimir, putin, multi-party system, state duma, liberal democratic party, a just russia, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, foreign, foreign affairsDrinking cartoon 6 of 836
"Are you just pissing and moaning, or can you verify what you're saying with data?"
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moans, moaning, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, bar, bars, pub, pubs, whine, whines, whining, fact-checker, fact-checkers, fact-checking, veracity, exaggeration, exaggerations, exaggerating, verify, verifies, verifying, verification, skeptic, skeptics, skeptical, sceptic, sceptics, sceptical, beer, beers, drinking, drinker, drinkersDrinking cartoon 7 of 836
Mrs. Coffee
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coffee, coffees, coffee maker, coffee makers, coffee machine, coffee machines, morning, mornings, breakfast, food, drink, drinks, drinking, meal, meals, invention, inventions, innovation, innovative, talking, speaking, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, wife, wives, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses, woman, women, man, men, appliance, appliances, kitchenDrinking cartoon 8 of 836
"They're making my web-page into a movie!"
Drinking cartoon 9 of 836
"Susan Faludi would like to buy you a brewski."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, drinker, drinkers, flirt, flirty, pickup, pickups, pickup line, pickup lines, feminist, feminists, feminism, woman, women, men, man, beer, beers, bartender, bartenders, author, authors, literature, literary, literacy, writer, writers, activist, activistsDrinking cartoon 10 of 836
"Not much - just flushing out my arteries."
Drinking cartoon 11 of 836
"So how's the family? Still disintegrating?"
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drunk, drunks, mental health, liquor, booze, family, families, family issues, family problems, disintegrating, falling apart, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humourDrinking cartoon 12 of 836
A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.
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fourth place, 4th place, come in fourth, coming in fourth, came in fourth, podium, podiums, medal podium, medal podiums, podium finish, podium finishes, sad, sadness, unhappy, miss out, misses out, missing out, athlete, athletes, competition, competitions, track and field, runner, runners, running, medal, medals, medal ceremony, medal ceremonies, trophy, trophies, competitive, competitiveness, bottom line, bottom lines, drink, drinks, drinking, trouble, troubles, forget your troubles, self-medicate, self-medicates, self-medicating, self-medicationDrinking cartoon 13 of 836
"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"
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california, hot tubs, wines, wine making, regional coast, leisure, drinking, rural, farm, california wine, californian wine, wine, wine maker, wine makers, good life, easy street, relax, relaxes, relaxing, slow down, slowing down, grape, grapes, wine snob, wine snobs, wine lover, wine lovers, californians, california, lifestyle, lifestylesDrinking cartoon 14 of 836
"Can I do anything for you besides sending over the wine steward?"
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sommelier, wine steward, wine-steward, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, homeless, homelessness, drunkards, alcoholics, help, helping, helped, helps, alley, alleys, drinks, aid, aids, help out, help you, alcohol addiction, alcohol addictionsDrinking cartoon 15 of 836
"None of 'em is my type. I'm sitting on my hands this year."
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rheingold, miss rheingold, beer ad, beer ads, beer advertisement, beer advertisements, beauty contest, beauty contests, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drinker, drinkers, drinking, barfly, barflies, vote, votes, voting, voter, voters, bad option, bad options, bad choice, bad choices, tough decision, tough decisions, hard decision, hard decisions, difficult decision, difficult decisionsDrinking cartoon 16 of 836
Extra Hour of Booze Time as a Security Measure
Drinking cartoon 17 of 836
"Do you have any tooth-whitening vodka?"
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vodka, vodka shot, vodka shots, whitener, whiteners, teeth whitener, teeth whiteners, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, drinking, easy way, easy ways, vane, vanity, tooth whitener, tooth whiteners, easy, easy way out, lazy, laziness, convenience, spirits, liquor, cocktail, cocktails, barman, barkeeper, barkeepersDrinking cartoon 18 of 836
"Caldwell know whereof he speaks. At least until around eight-thirty or nine."
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drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, bar, bars, barfly, barflies, bar fly, bar flies, bartender, bartenders, pub, pubs, hangout, hangouts, expert, experts, expertise, area of expertise, areas of expertise, fact, facts, factoid, factoids, information, wise, wisdom, lecture, lectures, lecturing, drunk, drunksDrinking cartoon 19 of 836
"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."
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catch up, catch-up, middle-age, middle age, generation, generations, keg, kegs, kegger, keggers, beer, beers, drunk, drink, drinking, drinks, friend, friends, chat, chats, wine, wines, alternative, alternatives, drunk, drunkards, alcohol, helpful, helps, helpedDrinking cartoon 20 of 836
"Look, Nixon's no dope. If the people really wanted moral leadership, he'd give them moral leadership."
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politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, richard, nixon, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, bartender, bartenders, moral, morals, leader, leaders, leadership, reelection, election, elections, campaign, campaigns, candidate, candidates, tavern, taverns, republican, republicansDrinking cartoon 21 of 836
"You gotta multiply dog years by seven, pal."
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animal, animals, dog, dogs, talking dog, talking dogs, pet, pets, bartender, bartenders, bar, bars, pub, pubs, restaurant, restaurants, drinking, alcohol, drink, identification, id, i.d., id card, id cards, i.d.card, i.d. cards, id check, i.d. check, check, checking, birthdate, birth date, dog year, dog years, age, of age, old age, old, adults, age of majority, drinking age, legal age, legal drinking age, id'd, modern life, regulations, laws, drinking laws, driver's license, driver's licence, driving licence, driver licenceDrinking cartoon 22 of 836
Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water
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fire hydrant, fire hydrants, fire plug, fireplugs, fire pump, fire pumps, pump, pumps, fire, fires, fire safety, fire prevention, fighting fire, fighting fires, hydrant, hydrants, water, sparkling water, soda water, regular water, tap water, still water, drinking water, sparkling, soda, regular, tap, still, drinking, types of water, modern life, consumerismDrinking cartoon 23 of 836
Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road
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gas, gasoline, petrol, fuel, tanker, tankers, truck, trucks, lorry, lorries, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, auto, feed, feeding, eating, drinking, milk, milking, suckling, baby, babies, child, children, mother, mothers, motherhood, mom, moms, mum, mums, road, roads, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, street, streetsDrinking cartoon 24 of 836
"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, waitingDrinking cartoon 25 of 836
"With your permission, gentlemen, I'd like to offer a kind word on behalf of John Maynard Keynes."
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boring, stranger, strangers, small talk, conversation, economist, economists, macroeconomics, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartendersMore cartoons with the keyword 'drinking'