"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships.love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, boozing, skit-chasing, skirt-chaser, skit-chasers, womanising, womanizing, womanizer, womanizer, womaniser, womanisers, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, extramarital affairs, infidelity, fashion, fashion sense, bicycle clothes"So how's the family? Still disintegrating?"
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drunk, drunks, mental health, liquor, booze, family, families, family issues, family problems, disintegrating, falling apart, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, waiting"I'm not much of a baseball-strike fan. I'm more of a hockey-strike fan."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, sport, sports, hockey, baseball, strike, strikes, striking, fan, fans, player, players, athlete, athletes, management, lockout, lockouts, labor relations, labour relations, union, unions, collective bargaining, labour dispute, labor disputes, league, leagues, team, teams, labor negotiations, labour negotiations"The Mercedes handles beautifully, but I miss the rapport I had with my Chevy."
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car, cars, truck, trucks, pickup, pickups, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, men, man, stereotype, stereotypes, relationship, relationships, car company, car companies, types of cars, rapport, compatibility, harmony, love, bond, affinity, handles well, handles beautifully, bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, businessmen, businessman, wealthy, rich, the one percent, the 1%, miss, missing, lament, lamenting, regret, regrets, reminisce, reminiscingAn artists drinks alcohol while painting on a canvas.
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drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, art, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, abstract art, modern art"If it's my pride, I'm not here"
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, cocktail, cocktails, martini, martinis, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, lion, lions, pride, prides, hiding, escaping, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, avoiding, family, families, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses"So, is there a Mrs. Peanut?"
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, relationship, relationships, dating, date, dates, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, marriage, marriages, married, infidelity, introduction, introductions, interested, single, singles, bachelor, bachelors, bachelorette, bachelorettes"Yeah, our first album went vinyl."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, show-off, show-offs, bragging, boasting, boast, boasts, hipster, hipsters, vinyl, record, records, album, albums, music, musician, musicians, band, bands, middle-age, middle age, middle-aged, middle-age, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, trying to stay relevant, old, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, modern life, millennial, millennials"I don't dance on the head of a pin unless I'm really drunk."
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religion, religious, death, after death, heaven, angel, angels, clouds, how many angels can dance on the head of a pin, pin, pins, dance, dances, dancing, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, inebriated, pissed, intoxicated, uninhibited, free, wild, out-of-control, out of control, letting your guard down, relax, dance on the head of a pin, metaphor, metaphors, expression, expressions, word play, wordplay34th Honeymoon
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relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, honeymoons, wedding anniversary, wedding anniversaries, celebrating, celebration, celebrations, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, diner, diners, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, beer, beers, nickname, nicknames, slang, young at heart, wild"I'll have a mead spritzer."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, mead, spritzer, spritzers, medieval, history, historical, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, ordering, order, orders, fancy, girly, unmanly, effeminate, man, men"And so now I'm supposed to be the faithful companion who goes for help?"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, manhole, manholes, manhole cover, manhole covers, companion, companions, faithful, loyal, rescue, save, go for help, call for help, rescue dog, rescue dogs, accident, accidents"And what is your preference in wine-single or double figures?"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, wine, wine taster, wine tasters, sommelier, sommeliers, wine steward, wine stewards, wine waiter, wine waiters, choosing wine, price, prices, expensive, cheap, preference, choice, choices, choosing, deciding, decision, decisions, money, single, double, figures, numbers"I may not be in for a while, Eddie. My wife and I have decided to normalize relations."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, normalise, normalize, marital relations, psychology, man, men"I presume your innocence."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, criminal, criminals, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, money, stolen, theft, thief, thieves, guilt, guilty, innocent, innocence, innocent until proven guilty, presume, presumption, presumptions, presuming, presumption of innocence, law, laws, legal, legal system, justice system, wordplay, word play"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times—Hey! I'm taking to you! It was the best of times..."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drunk, drunks, inebriated, intoxicated, book, books, a tale of two cities, charles dickens, quote, quotes, dickens, it was the best of times, it was the worst of times, literature, talkative, belligerent, annoying, bothersome"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, horoscope, horoscopes, zodiac, zodiac, astrology, star sign, star signs, western astrology, animal, animals, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, personification, bull, bulls, fish, ram, rams, crab, crabs, lion, lions, taurus, aeries, leo, pieces, cancer, relationship, relationships, dating, date, dates, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, compatibility"This place isn't bad during the week, but on weekends it turns into a zoo."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, animal, animals, zoo, zoo animal, zoo animals, lion, lions, elephant, elephants, monkey, monkeys, giraffe, giraffes, crowd, crowds, crowded, busy, weekend, weekends, weekend crowd, weekend crowds, phrase, phrases, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, word play, wordplay"With four or more kids' meals, you get a shot of bourbon."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, big family, big families, multiple kids, multiple children, restaurant, restaurants, fast food, eating out, dining out, food, eating, dining, meal, meals, mealtime, deal, deals, kids' meal, kids' meals, gift with purchase, customer service, service, crazy, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, shot, shots, bourbon, relaxation, break, breaks, me-time, me time, modern life"I know what women want. Her lawyer told me."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, family law, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, legal advice, woman, women, man, men, what women want, stereotype, stereotypes"And a bag of peanuts."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, order, orders, ordering, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, snack, snacks, treat, treats, sharing, reminding, reminder, reminders, begging, nudgingOne Tough Bird
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animal, animals, bird, birds, bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, western, westerns, saloon, saloons, cowboy, cowboys, hat, hats, tough, rough, strong, violent, expression, expressions, cliche, word play, wordplay"I love our litte chats, Jack, but you've got to start drinking again."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, quitting, quitting drinking, cold turkey, quitting cold turkey, addict, addicts, addiction, alcohol addiction, aa, a.a., alcoholics anonymous, on the wagon, off the wagon, chat, chats, chatting, small talk, start drinking, again, not a charity, money, pay, taking up space, loitering"I love our litte chats, Jack, but you've got to start drinking again."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, quitting, quitting drinking, cold turkey, quitting cold turkey, addict, addicts, addiction, alcohol addiction, aa, a.a., alcoholics anonymous, on the wagon, off the wagon, chat, chats, chatting, small talk, start drinking, again, not a charity, money, pay, taking up space, loitering