Drinking Companions Cartoons

"Sh-h-h-sitting very quietly is part of the pickling process."

"I'd like to buy everyone a drink. All I ask in return is that you listen patiently to my shallow and simplistic views on a broad range of social and political issues."

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

"Here's to missing the big picture."

"The delight of an evening cocktail is hard to overstate."

". . . and then I says to the guy, 'how 'bout I pop you in the nose?' and then he goes. . ."

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

"Twenty bucks says you can't cross the road!"

"Hey, Mac. If you want sunshine, why don't you go sit in the park?"

"What's the point of having a conspiracy theory if everyone's going to conspire against it?"

"Look, maybe you're right, but for the sake of argument let's assume you're wrong and drop it."

"Hey, pal, I'm on a break."

"Hey, pal, I'm on a break."

"I, for one, enjoy paying my taxes."

"You want to know something else? I knew you were nuts from the first time I laid eyes on you."

"Don't get me wrong, Ted. I like you, but you're not a special person. I'm a special person."

"Could you turn the music down? I can't hear myself talk over everyone else."

"The tv makes him look jollier than he actually is."

"Hey! You call this a walk?"

Paradox Pub

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

"So then I'm, like, 'Waaaaah! Waaaah!'"

"The government doesn't understand me."