"I'd like to buy everyone a drink. All I ask in return is that you listen patiently to my shallow and simplistic views on a broad range of social and political issues."
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praying mantis, praying mantises, mantis, mantises, drinking hole, drinking holes, drinker, drinkers, bar, bars, pub, pubs, insect, insects, bug, bugs, wildlife, drinking companion, drinking companions, drinking buddy, drinking buddies, discrimination, prejudice, rough crowd, rough crowds, bar brawl, bar brawls, bar fight, bar fights"The delight of an evening cocktail is hard to overstate."
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cocktail, cocktails, relaxation, relaxations, relaxing, relaxed, evening drink, evening drinks, evening cocktail, evening cocktails, drinking companion, drinking companions, drinking buddy, drinking buddies, best friend, best friends, girlfriends, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, family life, exhaustion, family-life, hard work". . . and then I says to the guy, 'how 'bout I pop you in the nose?' and then he goes. . ."
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chicken, chickens, why did the chicken cross the road, wager, wagers, bet, bets, better, betters, betting, gamble, gambles, gambling, gambler, gamblers, old joke, old jokes, joker, jokers, joking, drunken bet, drunken prank, drunken pranks, drinking companion, drinking companions, philosophical question, philosophical questions"Hey, Mac. If you want sunshine, why don't you go sit in the park?"
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pub, pubs, bar, bars, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, conspiracies, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists, drinking companion, drinking companions, drinking buddy, drinking buddies, local, locals, regular, regulars, grump, grumpy, alcohol, booze, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, small talk"Look, maybe you're right, but for the sake of argument let's assume you're wrong and drop it."
"I, for one, enjoy paying my taxes."
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tax, taxes, taxpayer, taxpayers, tax payer, tax payers, government, governments, king, kings, monarch, monarchy, monarchies, royals, royal, royalty, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders, interloper, interlopers, impostor, impostors, drinking companion, drinking companions, drunk, drunks"You want to know something else? I knew you were nuts from the first time I laid eyes on you."
"Don't get me wrong, Ted. I like you, but you're not a special person. I'm a special person."
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ego, egos, egotist, egotists, egotistical, self-esteem, self esteem, self confidence, self confident, self-confident, self-confidence, big headed, big-headed, self centred, self-centred, self centered, self-centered, special, narcissism, narcissistic, narcissist, narcissists, big head, big heads, empathy, specialness, drinking companion, drinking companions, drinking buddy, drinking buddies"Could you turn the music down? I can't hear myself talk over everyone else."
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moustache, moustaches, mustache, mustaches, facial hair, male grooming, male-grooming, saloon, saloons, bar, bars, facial hairs, fashion statement, dress code, dress codes, dress-code, dress-codes, drinking hole, drinking holes, drinking buddy, drinking buddies, drinking companion, drinking companions, wild west, wild-west, western, westerns, american west"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."
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