Drinks Cartoons

Drinks Cartoons

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"Scotch and toilet water?"

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"Not much - just flushing out my arteries."

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"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

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"What I drink and what I tell the pollsters I drink are two different things."

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"Today, we examined our life styles, we evaluated our diet and our exercise program, and we also assessed our behavioral patterns. Then we felt we needed a drink."

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Mimosa's Witnesses

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"This brand has a clean balance sheet, a lively marketing plan with tasteful notes of originality, and a strong fiscal-year finish."

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Three-Martini Breakfast

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"You got anything that doesn't have green tea in it?"

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Advanced course at the Wine Appreciation Institute in my house.

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"Do me a favor, honey, and go get me a latte?"

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"Looks like someone's eyes are bigger than his liver."

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"If you have one more round it's considered a main dish."

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"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."

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"That will be perfect. We have a lot to talk about."

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"It equals out. I pay alimony to Laurie and Denise, and I get alimony from Brenda and Suzanne."

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"Excellent, but not fit for a king."

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Low-Energy Drinks

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"This is a night for white wine."

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"So, Carol tells me you're a baby."

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"My position is very simple. I prefer not knowing whether a person is gay or Irish."

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"And God bless Mr. Chu's Szechuan Palace."

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Cross eyed and crossed pits

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"Of course, that was long ago, but at the time it seemed like the present."

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"Great coffee, honey!"

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