Drinks Cartoons

"Scotch and toilet water?"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC35620
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2161x1793 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
scotch, whisky, whiskey, scotch and soda, scotch and sodas, water, toilet water, dog, dogs, drink, drinks, cocktail, cocktails, bartender, bartenders, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, preference, preferences, preferred, favorite drink, favorite drinks, favourite drink, favourite drinks

"Not much - just flushing out my arteries."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC28141
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2200x1849 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
artery, arteries, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, wine, wines, wine lover, wine lovers, flush out, flushed out, cleanse, cleansed, binge drinking, binge drinker, binge drinkers, bingeing, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, problem drinker, problem drinkers, drinking alone

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Artist:
Dator, Joe
Search ID:
CC124774
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4675x3500 pixels (unwatermarked)
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catch up, catch-up, middle-age, middle age, generation, generations, keg, kegs, kegger, keggers, beer, beers, drunk, drink, drinking, drinks, friend, friends, chat, chats, wine, wines, alternative, alternatives, drunk, drunkards, alcohol, helpful, helps, helped

"What I drink and what I tell the pollsters I drink are two different things."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC122850
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3330x2880 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
pollster, pollsters, opinion poll, opinion polls, political view, political views, political opinion, political opinions, vote, votes, voter, voters, voting, drink, drinks, honest, political poll, political polls, election time, election year

"Today, we examined our life styles, we evaluated our diet and our exercise program, and we also assessed our behavioral patterns. Then we felt we needed a drink."

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC32313
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3404x3023 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
lifestyle, lifestyles, life style, life styles, diet, diets, exercise, exercise program, exercise programs, regimen, regimens, strict regimen, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, reward, rewards, rewarding, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, self-control, self-discipline, lack of discipline, grit, stick to it, sticking to it, weak, weakness, spirits, lazy, laziness

Mimosa's Witnesses

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC121773
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5000x4855 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
mimosa, mimosas, brunch, brunches, jehovah's witness, jehovah's witnesses, jehovahs witness, jehovahs witnesses, drink, drinks, cocktail, cocktails, breakfast, breakfasts, christian, christians, christianity, proselytize, proselytizes, proselytizing, proselytise, proselytises, proselytising, door-to-door, harass, harasses, harassment

"This brand has a clean balance sheet, a lively marketing plan with tasteful notes of originality, and a strong fiscal-year finish."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC133902
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4616x2508 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
wine, wines, businesses, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business people, business man, business men, business person, drink, drinks, drinking, appeal, appealing, sommelier, sommeliers, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, bottle of wine, sell, selling, taste, tastes, tasting, describe, description, restaurant, restaurants, corporation, corporations, corporate culture, self absorbed, self-absorbed

Three-Martini Breakfast

Artist:
Katz, Farley
Search ID:
CC131006
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3107x2768 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
three-martini, three martini, breakfast, lunch, three-martini lunch, three martini lunch, professionals, professional, time, alcohol, drink, drinks, overwhelmed, drunk, failed, failed experiment, martini, martinis, tax deduction, gin, vermouth, olive, olives

"You got anything that doesn't have green tea in it?"

Artist:
Diffee, Matthew
Search ID:
CC126318
High Res:
2678x2880 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
green tea, green teas, convenience store, convenience stores, tea, teas, soda, sodas, drink, drinks, drink section, drink sections, ubiquitous, health food, health foods, service station, service stations

Advanced course at the Wine Appreciation Institute in my house.

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC124086
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3327x2783 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, wine, wine appreciation, wine appreciator, wine lover, wine lovers, wino, winos, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, lonely, drinking alone, binge drinker, binge drinkers, binge drinking, loneliness, problem drinker, problem drinkers, problem drinking, wine education

"Do me a favor, honey, and go get me a latte?"

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC121822
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3500x2675 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
latte, lattes, starbucks, location, locations, coffee, coffees, coffee shop, coffee shops, coffee addict, coffee addicts, favour, favours, drink, drinks, ubiquitous, ubiquity, everywhere, coffee bar, coffee bars, barista, baristas, mocha, mochas, cappuccino, cappuccinos

"Looks like someone's eyes are bigger than his liver."

Artist:
Flake, Emily
Search ID:
CC133724
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3006x2774 pixels (unwatermarked)
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eyes bigger than stomach, bartender, bartenders, bar, bars, advice, saying, sayings, cliche, cliches, adage, adages, advice, advise, mistake, mistakes, liver, livers, alcohol, alcoholic, drinking, drinks, drunk, eyes are bigger than your stomach, parallel, hindsight, wisdom, eat, eating, mistake, mistakes, overconfidence

"If you have one more round it's considered a main dish."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC126247
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2960x2672 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
drink, drinks, drunkard, drinking, drunk, alcohol, alcoholic, round, rounds, meal, meals, substitute, dish, dishes, wait, waiter, serve, serving, order, orders, ordering, glass, glasses, mains, restaurant, restaurants, bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, unhealthy

"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."

Artist:
Harris, Sidney
Search ID:
CC22428
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1315x1063 pixels (unwatermarked)
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pig, pigs, piglets, restaurant, restaurants, piggie, piggies, entree, entrees, buffet, buffets, trough, drink, drinks, unlimited, limitless, bottomless, eat out, dining, dining out, animal, animals, food, foods, consumerism, gluttony, glutton, gluttons, patron, patrons, customers, customers, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses

"That will be perfect. We have a lot to talk about."

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC29697
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1716x2101 pixels (unwatermarked)
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relationship, relationships, marriage, married, marriages, marries, discuss, discussion, talk, talking, argue, arguing, argues, argued, restaurant, restaurants, wine, wines, bottle, bottles, large, oversize, alcohol, drink, drinks, wine bottle, wine bottles, service, serving, waiter, waiters, drinks, drinking, sommelier, sommeliers, help, helping, helpful

"It equals out. I pay alimony to Laurie and Denise, and I get alimony from Brenda and Suzanne."

Artist:
Harris, Sidney
Search ID:
CC29880
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3268x2901 pixels (unwatermarked)
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alimony, divorce, divorcing, divorces, divorced, paying alimony, bigamy, polygamy, divorcing, divorce proceedings, maintenance, allowance, child support, slimy, immoral, bar, bars, drink, drinks, alcohol, sad, sad sack, scheme, scheming, plan, plans, marriage, marriages, married, marries, relationship, relationships, break up, break-ups, break ups, divorcee

"Excellent, but not fit for a king."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC32265
High Res:
2020x1654 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
wine, wines, tasting, snobby, snobbery, pretentious, wine snob, fit for a king, compliment, cliche, drink, drinks, royalty, cliche, cliches, royals, kings, monarchy, monarch, servant, standards, standard, high standards, tastes, wine tasting, wine tasters, wine taster, tastes, tasting, taste

Low-Energy Drinks

Artist:
Le Lievre, Glen
Search ID:
CC123707
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3360x2584 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
energy drink, energy drinks, caffeine, caffeinated, beverage, beverages, couch potato, couch potatoes, mortgage, mortgages, flavor, flavors, flavour, flavours, cubicle, cubicles, jersey, drink, drinks, soft drink, soft drinks, tired, middle age, middle aged, exhausted, exhausting, lifestyle, lifestyles, lifestyle choice, lifestyle choices

"This is a night for white wine."

Artist:
Booth, George
Search ID:
CC35189
High Res:
2016x1944 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
night in, white wine, girls night in, wine, talking, chatting, drinking, drinks, evening in, evening, alcohol, chat, chats, gossip, talk, discuss, discussing, gossiping, gossipping, living a lie, airs and grades, fantasy, fantasist

"So, Carol tells me you're a baby."

Artist:
Dator, Joe
Search ID:
CC122763
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4458x3634 pixels (unwatermarked)
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relationship, relationships, party, parties, small talk, talk, talking, conversation, conversing, baby, babies, child, children, kid, kids, cocktail party, cocktail parties, alcohol, drink, drinks, awkward, chat, chatting, chats, conversation starter, third wheel, third wheeling, third wheels

"My position is very simple. I prefer not knowing whether a person is gay or Irish."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC25061
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1561x2673 pixels (unwatermarked)
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private life, ignorance is bliss, blissful, private lives, private, know, knowing, knowledge, knowledgeable, ignorant, ignorance, ignoring, bar, drink, drinks, discussing, personal, personal details, details, personal life

"And God bless Mr. Chu's Szechuan Palace."

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC44156
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2826x2352 pixels (unwatermarked)
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chinese, china, szechuan, sichuan, take away, take-away, take out, take-out, grace, saying grace, catholic, christian, christians, prayer, praying, pray, prays, thankful, thanking, god, gods, food, foods, drink, drinks, tradition, traditions, traditional, pun, puns, bless, blessing, blessings, blessed, blesser, graces

Cross eyed and crossed pits

Artist:
Levin, Arnie
Search ID:
CC36091
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2908x1909 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
drunk, drunkard, drink, drinking, drinks, smoke, smokes, smoking, smoked, vices, parallel, parallels, pun, puns, drinker, drinkers, cross eyed, cross eyes, cross-eyed, cross-eyes, olive, olives, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails

"Of course, that was long ago, but at the time it seemed like the present."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC36754
High Res:
2006x1737 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
cocktail, cocktails, cocktail party, cocktail parties, party, parties, present, past, pasts, time, times, passage, passage of time, long time, old age, old, older, absent, absent minded, absent-minded, absent mindedness, absent-mindedness, senile, senility, old man, drink, drinking, drinks, yarn

"Great coffee, honey!"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC43801
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1832x1570 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
coffee, coffees, martini, martinis, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, day drinking, morning, mornings, morning coffee, wife, wives, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses, drink, drinks, compliment, compliments, complimenting