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Drinks Cartoons
Drinks cartoon 1 of 947
"I don't vote. They've got machines that do that now."
Drinks cartoon 2 of 947
"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships.love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, boozing, skit-chasing, skirt-chaser, skit-chasers, womanising, womanizing, womanizer, womanizer, womaniser, womanisers, cheating, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, extramarital affairs, infidelity, fashion, fashion sense, bicycle clothesDrinks cartoon 3 of 947
"He's a curmudgeon now, but he used to be just a mean old bastard."
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bad temper, bad tempers, locals, regulars, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, curmudgeon, curmudgeons, grumpy, grump, grumps, mean, old men, old man, talking trash, talking smack, smack talk, trash talkDrinks cartoon 4 of 947
"You got anything that doesn't have green tea in it?"
Drinks cartoon 5 of 947
"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"
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politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, one-party system, multiple party system, russia, united russia, communist, communists, prime minister, prime ministers, vladimir, putin, multi-party system, state duma, liberal democratic party, a just russia, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, foreign, foreign affairsDrinks cartoon 6 of 947
It's Hell, but at least It's White-Collar Hell
Drinks cartoon 7 of 947
Mrs. Coffee
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coffee, coffees, coffee maker, coffee makers, coffee machine, coffee machines, morning, mornings, breakfast, food, drink, drinks, drinking, meal, meals, invention, inventions, innovation, innovative, talking, speaking, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, wife, wives, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses, woman, women, man, men, appliance, appliances, kitchenDrinks cartoon 8 of 947
"Scotch and toilet water?"
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scotch, whisky, whiskey, scotch and soda, scotch and sodas, water, toilet water, dog, dogs, drink, drinks, cocktail, cocktails, bartender, bartenders, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, preference, preferences, preferred, favorite drink, favorite drinks, favourite drink, favourite drinksDrinks cartoon 9 of 947
"They're making my web-page into a movie!"
Drinks cartoon 10 of 947
"Susan Faludi would like to buy you a brewski."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, drinker, drinkers, flirt, flirty, pickup, pickups, pickup line, pickup lines, feminist, feminists, feminism, woman, women, men, man, beer, beers, bartender, bartenders, author, authors, literature, literary, literacy, writer, writers, activist, activistsDrinks cartoon 11 of 947
"Not much - just flushing out my arteries."
Drinks cartoon 12 of 947
"So how's the family? Still disintegrating?"
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drunk, drunks, mental health, liquor, booze, family, families, family issues, family problems, disintegrating, falling apart, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humourDrinks cartoon 13 of 947
A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.
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fourth place, 4th place, come in fourth, coming in fourth, came in fourth, podium, podiums, medal podium, medal podiums, podium finish, podium finishes, sad, sadness, unhappy, miss out, misses out, missing out, athlete, athletes, competition, competitions, track and field, runner, runners, running, medal, medals, medal ceremony, medal ceremonies, trophy, trophies, competitive, competitiveness, bottom line, bottom lines, drink, drinks, drinking, trouble, troubles, forget your troubles, self-medicate, self-medicates, self-medicating, self-medicationDrinks cartoon 14 of 947
"Can I do anything for you besides sending over the wine steward?"
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sommelier, wine steward, wine-steward, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, homeless, homelessness, drunkards, alcoholics, help, helping, helped, helps, alley, alleys, drinks, aid, aids, help out, help you, alcohol addiction, alcohol addictionsDrinks cartoon 15 of 947
Extra Hour of Booze Time as a Security Measure
Drinks cartoon 16 of 947
"Caldwell know whereof he speaks. At least until around eight-thirty or nine."
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drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, bar, bars, barfly, barflies, bar fly, bar flies, bartender, bartenders, pub, pubs, hangout, hangouts, expert, experts, expertise, area of expertise, areas of expertise, fact, facts, factoid, factoids, information, wise, wisdom, lecture, lectures, lecturing, drunk, drunksDrinks cartoon 17 of 947
"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."
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catch up, catch-up, middle-age, middle age, generation, generations, keg, kegs, kegger, keggers, beer, beers, drunk, drink, drinking, drinks, friend, friends, chat, chats, wine, wines, alternative, alternatives, drunk, drunkards, alcohol, helpful, helps, helpedDrinks cartoon 18 of 947
"Look, Nixon's no dope. If the people really wanted moral leadership, he'd give them moral leadership."
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politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, richard, nixon, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, bartender, bartenders, moral, morals, leader, leaders, leadership, reelection, election, elections, campaign, campaigns, candidate, candidates, tavern, taverns, republican, republicansDrinks cartoon 19 of 947
"I'm in my other handbag."
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date, dates, dating, first dates, date night, drinks, bar, bars, handbag, other handbag, handbags, relationships, relationship, gender stereotype, accessories, accessoryDrinks cartoon 20 of 947
"My position is very simple. I prefer not knowing whether a person is gay or Irish."
Drinks cartoon 21 of 947
"What I drink and what I tell the pollsters I drink are two different things."
Drinks cartoon 22 of 947
"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, waitingDrinks cartoon 23 of 947
"With your permission, gentlemen, I'd like to offer a kind word on behalf of John Maynard Keynes."
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boring, stranger, strangers, small talk, conversation, economist, economists, macroeconomics, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartendersDrinks cartoon 24 of 947
"Citizen of the World, Wine Connoisseur, Husband. I may be spreading myself too thin."
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wine, wines, wine enthusiast, wine enthusiasts, wine expert, wine experts, wine connoisseur, wine connoisseurs, oenology, drinking, drinks, cocktails, husband, husbands, wife, wives, citizen of the world, citizens of the world, wearing many hats, resumé, resumés, curriculum vitae, cv, accomplishment, accomplishments, jack of all tradesDrinks cartoon 25 of 947
"Sure, they drank it - but did they get it?"
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wine, wines, wine drinker, wine drinkers, wine connoisseur, wine connoisseurs, wine expert, wine experts, wine enthusiast, wine enthusiasts, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, fine wine, dinner party, dinner parties, guest, guests, host, hosts, hostess, hostesses, snob, snobs, snobby, pretentious, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, men, man, woman, womenMore cartoons with the keyword 'drinks'