"I don't vote. They've got machines that do that now."
"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."
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"He's a curmudgeon now, but he used to be just a mean old bastard."
"You got anything that doesn't have green tea in it?"
"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"
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It's Hell, but at least It's White-Collar Hell
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"Scotch and toilet water?"
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"They're making my web-page into a movie!"
"Susan Faludi would like to buy you a brewski."
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"Not much - just flushing out my arteries."
"So how's the family? Still disintegrating?"
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A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.
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"Can I do anything for you besides sending over the wine steward?"
Extra Hour of Booze Time as a Security Measure
"Caldwell know whereof he speaks. At least until around eight-thirty or nine."
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"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."
"Look, Nixon's no dope. If the people really wanted moral leadership, he'd give them moral leadership."
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"I'm in my other handbag."
"My position is very simple. I prefer not knowing whether a person is gay or Irish."
"What I drink and what I tell the pollsters I drink are two different things."
"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"
"With your permission, gentlemen, I'd like to offer a kind word on behalf of John Maynard Keynes."
"Citizen of the World, Wine Connoisseur, Husband. I may be spreading myself too thin."
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"Sure, they drank it - but did they get it?"
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