"All right, so I missed your soccer game. But didn't my assistant send you a lovely fruit basket?"
Tags:parent, parents, parenthood, bad parent, bad parents, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, son, sons, kid, kids, child, childhood, sports, sport, soccer, football, soccer game, football game, too busy, neglect, neglected, neglectful, forgetful, careless, hollywood, rich, famous, wealthy, rich people, wealthy people, convertible, convertibles, driving, drive, car, cars, disappoint, disappointed
Out Of My Way, Stupid!
Warning: Keep back 200 ft. Not responsible for damage to vehicles.
Tags:vehicle, vehicles, vehicle damage, warning sign, warning sights, garbage truck, garbage trucks, rock, rocks, throw rocks, throws rocks, throwing rocks, drive, drives, driving, driver, drivers, damage, not responsible, responsibility, keep back, keeps back, keeping back, tailgate, tailgates, tailgating, tailgater, tailgaters
Fun City Update
Tags:traffic, drive, driving, driver, car, cars, auto, autos, traffic jam, jam, pile up, pile-up, queue, queues, tunnel, tunnels, commute, commuter, commuting, commuters, commuter life, urban life, urban living, modern life, modern world, sarcasm, sarcastic, sarcasticlly, fun, bore, bored, city, city living, toll, tolls
"Oh, Christ—it's your mother."
Tags:mother, mothers, mothering, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mother in law, mother in laws, mothers in law, overbearing, overbearing parent, overbearing parents, overbearing mother, overbearing mothers, mollycoddle, mollycoddled, mollycoddling, strict, strict parent, strict parents, strict mother, strict mothers, strict parenting, intrude, intrusive, boosy, bossy boots, stalking, stalker, controlling, controlling mother, controlling mothers, over controlling, harassed, harassment, harasser, flying the nest, domineering, domineer, domineering mother, domineering mothers, domineering parent, domineering parents, car, cars, drive, driving, driver, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, on holiday, on vacations, road trip, roadtrip, road-trip, abroad, holiday abroad
"This lovely car has not brought us happiness. You agree, Morris? That is why I am now thinking in terms of having the entire house recarpeted."
Tags:material, materialism, materialist, materialists, happiness, key to happiness, car, cars, consumer, consumers, consumerist, consumerism, new car, new cars, redecorate, redecorates, redecorating, interior designer, interior designers, misery, miserable, drive, drives, driver, drivers, human happiness, empty, emptiness
"It's O.K. I didn't marry you for your parking karma."
Tags:drive, driving, driver, drivers, road rage, road-rage, rage, parking, car, cars, urban life, city life, modern life, modern world, passenger, passengers, road, roads, road trip, highway, highways, highway code, karma, karmic, buddhist, buddhism, married, married life, marriage, parking lot, space, spaces
"Do I know how fast I was going? Isn't that your job?"
Tags:word play, play on words, irony, ironic, police, policeman, police man, police officer, officer, officers, road, roads, highway, highways, interstate, inter state, drive, driving, drives, driven, drove, speed, speeding, speeding ticket, ticket, tickets, pulled over, pull over, motorcycle cop, motorbike cop, cop, cops, sports car, sports cars, sportscar, deadpan, dead pan, sarcasm, sarcastic, bad idea, bad ideas, highway patrol, moving violation, moving violations
Followed by Death
Tags:black humour, dark humours, death, grim reaper, the grim reaper, emergency vehicle, emergency vehicle, car chase, car chases, police vehicle, police vehicles, police car, police cars, emergency service, emergency services, car crash, car crashes, mirror image, mirror images, drive, driving, driver, drivers, suspicion, suspicious, suspicions, followed, being followed
"Now, whaddaya say we chase some cars."
Tags:chase, chased, chases, chasing, chasing cars, car chasing, car chaser, dog, dogs, small dog, small dogs, classic, classics, classic car, classic cars, mustang, mustangs, driving, driver, drive, drives, epic, experience, experiences, old school cool, old school, cool, play on words, stereotype, word play, word-play
"This is nothing. You should have been with us last year at Fifty-third and Lex."
Tags:dig, digs, digging, digger, diggers, construction, road construction, construction worker, construction workers, construction work, road repair, road repairs, traffic, heavy traffic, new york, new york city, drive, drives, driving, driver, drivers, road hazard, road hazards, hazard, hazards, sewer, sewers, sewer pipeline, sewer pipelines, congestion
"This one to your liking, sir?"
"What if we don't like their country personas?"
Tags:culture clash, clash, clashed, clashing, country, countryside, persona, personas, sticks, out in the sticks, metro, metropolitan, class, classes, city, city kid, city life, city boy, city living, urban, urbanity, urban life, urban living, urban world, modern life, modern living, culture shock, culture, cultures, liberal, liberal elites, townies, couple, couples, rural, mid west, midwest, mid-west, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, homesick, worry, worried, trepidation, roadtrip, road trip, drive, driving, driver, drives, unfamiliar, unfamiliar territory
Before The Wheel
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, the wheel, wheel, car, cars, drive, driver, drivers, automobile, auto, autos, garage, fixer upper, chicken before egg, chicken before the egg, invent, invention, inventions, transportation
"Why isn't my car horn magically fixing everything?"
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicle, truck, trucks, driver, drivers, driving, drive, traffic, bad traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, rush hour, crowded, jammed, packed, bumper-to-bumper, bumper to bumper, gridlock, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, honk, honking, horn, horns, car horn, car horns, magic, impatient, impatience, aggression, aggressive, road rage, angry, anger, not moving, parked, transportation
Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"
Tags:tabloid, tabloids, mass media, reality, reality tv, rv, recreational vehicle, caravan, caravans, camper, camper van, camping, camp, drive, driving, drives, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, summer, summery, annual leave, leave, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, road, roads, road safety, drive safely, safety, safely, safe, highway, highways, road trip
"It was probably a mistake to have cut him off on the Major Deegan."
Tags:road rage, road rages, road raging, rage, rages, raging, trucker, truckers, trucking, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, accidental, sidewalk, sidewalks, dangerous driving, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, drive, drives, driving, driver, drivers, revenge, vengeance, seeking revenge, revenge seeker, revenge seekers, revenge seeking, traffic school, cut off, cuts off, follow, follows, following
We apologize for the inconvenience.
Tags:inconvenience, apology, apologies, apologise, apologises, apologising, apologize, apologizes, apologizing, road work, road works, construction, highway, highways, freeway, freeways, block, blocks, blocking, insincere, insincerity, drive, drives, driving, road hazard, road hazards, hazard, hazards, hazard sign, hazard signs, traffic, heavy traffic, commute, commutes, daily commute, daily commutes
Cash / EZ-Pass / Wages of Sin.
Tags:car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, barrier, barriers, toll, tolls, levy, levies, toll road, toll roads, road, roads, bible, bibles, christianity, christians, christian, sinners, sinning, romans, old testament, old testaments, wages of sin is death, death, dead, drive, driving, drives
"I thought that driving around all day picking kids up and dropping them off, then waiting for them,would be more fulfilling."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, mum, mom, mums, moms, dad, dads, mother, mothers, father, fathers, driving, drive, driver, chores, chore, chauffeur, kid, kids, child, children, fulfilling, fulfill, purpose, purposes, stay at home, stay-at-home, middle age, middle-age, family, families, hobbies, car, cars, wait, waiting, waits, disappointing, disappointed, disappoint, disappoints, expectations, expected, expect
"We can't be lost. This is the only damn highway they've got up here."
"The charge is driving without a tree."
"I don't tell you how to do your job—don't tell me how to do mine!"
Tags:taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, taxi cab, taxi cabs, taxi driver, taxi drivers, cab driver, cab drivers, cabbie, cabbies, taxi man, driver, drivers, drive, drives, automobile, automobile, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, transport, transportation, lost, confused, confusion, wrong way, mistake, mistakes, backseat driver, backseat drivers, back-seat driver, back-seat drivers, driving, nag, passenger, passengers, forest, directions, direction
Straight Ahead / Whoopee
Tags:sign, signs, roadsign, roadsigns, road sign, road signs, road, roads, drive, driving, automobile, automobiles, car, cars, autos, auto, fun, boring, contrast, pointless, contrasting, parting, way, fun way, boring way, boring, decision, decisions, crooked, curving, windy, winding, drive, driving, drives
Bronx and Battery
Tags:highway, highways, expressway, expressways, motorway, motorways, traffic, bumper to bumper, traffic jam, traffic jams, cars, car, driving, drivers, driver, drive, tunnel, tunnels, road signs, road sign, new york, new york city, nyc, song, song lyrics, jazz, pop, music, musician, musicians, singer, singers, singing, city, cities, city life, bronx, battery