Does our driver's performance meet with your approval? If not, his mother can be reached at (718) 555-7403.
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Close encounter of the uninsured kind.
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chore, chores, distraction, distractions, scatterbrained, scatterbrain, forgetful, easily distracted, forgetfulness, absent minded, absent mindedness, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, dog, dogs, driver, drivers, car, cars, canine, canines, chore, chores, to-do list, to do list, to-do lists, to do lists"This lovely car has not brought us happiness. You agree, Morris? That is why I am now thinking in terms of having the entire house recarpeted."
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material, materialism, materialist, materialists, happiness, key to happiness, car, cars, consumer, consumers, consumerist, consumerism, new car, new cars, redecorate, redecorates, redecorating, interior designer, interior designers, misery, miserable, drive, drives, driver, drivers, human happiness, empty, emptiness"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"
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car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, taxicab, taxicabs, self-driving, self-honking, honk, honking, horn, horns, car horn, car horns, traffic, road rage, technology, city, cities, urban, city life, urban life, modern life"It's O.K. I didn't marry you for your parking karma."
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bank, banks, banking, bank robbery, bank robberies, robbery, robberies, robbing, bank heist, bank heists, heist, heists, robber, robbers, bank robber, bank robbers, stick-up, stick up, hold-up, hold-ups, stickup, stickups, holdup, holdups, crime, criminal, criminals, getaway car, getaway cars, getaway vehicle, getaway vehicles, car chase, car chases, chase scene, chase scenes, police, police car, police cars, police cruiser, police cruisers, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, film, films, movie, movies, action"That means you, pal!"
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officer, officers, police officer, police officers, traffic cop, traffic cops, speeding, driver, drivers, driving, speeding ticket, speeding tickets, bad driving, bad driver, bad drivers, time for healing, healing process, damage limitation, traffic violation, traffic violations, police brutality, police misconduct, police violenceBefore The Wheel
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