Out Of My Way, Stupid!
Warning: Keep back 200 ft. Not responsible for damage to vehicles.
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"This lovely car has not brought us happiness. You agree, Morris? That is why I am now thinking in terms of having the entire house recarpeted."
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"Do I know how fast I was going? Isn't that your job?"
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"Now, whaddaya say we chase some cars."
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"This is nothing. You should have been with us last year at Fifty-third and Lex."
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"What if we don't like their country personas?"
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Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"
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"It was probably a mistake to have cut him off on the Major Deegan."
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We apologize for the inconvenience.
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Cash / EZ-Pass / Wages of Sin.
Tags:car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, barrier, barriers, toll, tolls, levy, levies, toll road, toll roads, road, roads, bible, bibles, christianity, christians, christian, sinners, sinning, romans, old testament, old testaments, wages of sin is death, death, dead, drive, driving, drives
"We can't be lost. This is the only damn highway they've got up here."
"I don't tell you how to do your job—don't tell me how to do mine!"
Tags:taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, taxi cab, taxi cabs, taxi driver, taxi drivers, cab driver, cab drivers, cabbie, cabbies, taxi man, driver, drivers, drive, drives, automobile, automobile, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, transport, transportation, lost, confused, confusion, wrong way, mistake, mistakes, backseat driver, backseat drivers, back-seat driver, back-seat drivers, driving, nag, passenger, passengers, forest, directions, direction
Straight Ahead / Whoopee
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How's my Reaction Time? Call 1-800-OLDTIMER.
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"Marie, are you still driving?"
Tags:car, cars, accident, accidents, drive, drives, driver, drivers, driving, driving license, license, licensed, points, clean license, age, ageing, aged, ageing gracefully, elder, elderly, old man, old lady, old woman, growing old, upside down, crash, crashed, nonchalant, nonchalance, indifferent, indifference, safe, safety, safe to drive
Leave Dad Alone- Next 200 Miles
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Parking? I don't think so.
"Let's drive up to New England and watch the leaves die."
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"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."
"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."
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"Here out West there are so many incredible places to smoke."
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Welcome to New York City - add 8.25 per cent
Speed Limit 186,000 miles per second.
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