"All right, so I missed your soccer game. But didn't my assistant send you a lovely fruit basket?"
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parent, parents, parenthood, bad parent, bad parents, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, son, sons, kid, kids, child, childhood, sports, sport, soccer, football, soccer game, football game, too busy, neglect, neglected, neglectful, forgetful, careless, hollywood, rich, famous, wealthy, rich people, wealthy people, convertible, convertibles, driving, drive, car, cars, disappoint, disappointedClose encounter of the uninsured kind.
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alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, insurance, accident insurance, car insurance, insurance coverage, uninsured, accident, accidents, crash, crashes, car accident, car accidents, car crash, car crashesWarning: Keep back 200 ft. Not responsible for damage to vehicles.
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vehicle, vehicles, vehicle damage, warning sign, warning sights, garbage truck, garbage trucks, rock, rocks, throw rocks, throws rocks, throwing rocks, drive, drives, driving, driver, drivers, damage, not responsible, responsibility, keep back, keeps back, keeping back, tailgate, tailgates, tailgating, tailgater, tailgatersFun City Update
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traffic, drive, driving, driver, car, cars, auto, autos, traffic jam, jam, pile up, pile-up, queue, queues, tunnel, tunnels, commute, commuter, commuting, commuters, commuter life, urban life, urban living, modern life, modern world, sarcasm, sarcastic, sarcasticlly, fun, bore, bored, city, city living, toll, tolls"We made good time. We're already in the valley of the shadow of death."
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car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, road, roads, roadtrip, roadtrips, road trip, road trips, vacation, vacations, trip, trips, holiday, holidays, sign, signs, road sign, road signs, religion, religious, bible, old testament, psalm, psalms, psalm 23, david, king david, the lord is my shepherd, valley of the shadow of death, death, evil, fear, valley, valleys, shadow, shadows, word play, wordplay"Yeah, I was into the pet thing for a while, but that scene wasn't for me."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, job, jobs, work, career, careers, occupation, occupations, profession, professions, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, taxicab, taxicabs, passenger, passengers, life story, career changes, changing careers, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personification"I'm a mother first, then a bad driver."
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woman, women, females, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, bad driver, bad drivers, female driver, female drivers, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, role, roles, stereotype, stereotypes"You drive, I'll criticize."
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bad driver, bad drivers, driving, driver, drivers, car, cars, woman driver, women drivers, women driving, gender stereotype, woman, women, females, female driver, female driving, criticise, criticize, critical, criticising, criticizing, critique, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, relationship issues, husband, husbands, wife, wives, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, partner, back-seat driver, backseat driver, back-seat driving, backseat driving"Oh, Christ—it's your mother."
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mother, mothers, mothering, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mother in law, mother in laws, mothers in law, overbearing, overbearing parent, overbearing parents, overbearing mother, overbearing mothers, mollycoddle, mollycoddled, mollycoddling, strict, strict parent, strict parents, strict mother, strict mothers, strict parenting, intrude, intrusive, boosy, bossy boots, stalking, stalker, controlling, controlling mother, controlling mothers, over controlling, harassed, harassment, harasser, flying the nest, domineering, domineer, domineering mother, domineering mothers, domineering parent, domineering parents, car, cars, drive, driving, driver, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, on holiday, on vacations, road trip, roadtrip, road-trip, abroad, holiday abroad"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"
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car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, man, men, male, males, male driver, male drivers, directions, following directions, map, maps, gps, g.p.s., system, systems, global positioning system, global positioning systems, lost, whichever, turn, turns, turning, technology, modern life, stereotype, stereotypes"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."
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car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, taxicab, taxicabs, self-driving, self-honking, honk, honking, horn, horns, car horn, car horns, traffic, road rage, technology, city, cities, urban, city life, urban life, modern life"It's O.K. I didn't marry you for your parking karma."
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drive, driving, driver, drivers, road rage, road-rage, rage, parking, car, cars, urban life, city life, modern life, modern world, passenger, passengers, road, roads, road trip, highway, highways, highway code, karma, karmic, buddhist, buddhism, married, married life, marriage, parking lot, space, spaces"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"
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car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, rush hour, gridlock, congestion, crowded, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, summer, summertime, remember, forgot, forgotten, long wait, long waits, modern life, travel, travelling, traveling, roadtrip, roadtrips, road trip, road trips, stuck, trapped, highway, highways, motorway, motorways"Do I know how fast I was going? Isn't that your job?"
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word play, play on words, irony, ironic, police, policeman, police man, police officer, officer, officers, road, roads, highway, highways, interstate, inter state, drive, driving, drives, driven, drove, speed, speeding, speeding ticket, ticket, tickets, pulled over, pull over, motorcycle cop, motorbike cop, cop, cops, sports car, sports cars, sportscar, deadpan, dead pan, sarcasm, sarcastic, bad idea, bad ideas, highway patrol, moving violation, moving violationsA car with cans tied to back bumper drives away; the words "Just Kidding," are written in big letters on its back bumper.
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relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, newlywed, newlyweds, wedding, weddings, wedding tradition, wedding traditions, just married, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, tin cans, ribbons, decorations, decorated, driving, transportation, bumper, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, just kidding, joke, jokes, joking, practical joke, practical jokes, prank, pranksDanger
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road sign, road signs, highway sign, high way signs, road works, danger, dangerous, warning, warnings, building work, construction work, construction workers, fear, scare, scared, trepidation, warning sign, warning signs, nerves, nervous, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, gulp, driving, driver, driversFollowed by Death
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black humour, dark humours, death, grim reaper, the grim reaper, emergency vehicle, emergency vehicle, car chase, car chases, police vehicle, police vehicles, police car, police cars, emergency service, emergency services, car crash, car crashes, mirror image, mirror images, drive, driving, driver, drivers, suspicion, suspicious, suspicions, followed, being followed"Now, whaddaya say we chase some cars."
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chase, chased, chases, chasing, chasing cars, car chasing, car chaser, dog, dogs, small dog, small dogs, classic, classics, classic car, classic cars, mustang, mustangs, driving, driver, drive, drives, epic, experience, experiences, old school cool, old school, cool, play on words, stereotype, word play, word-play"This is nothing. You should have been with us last year at Fifty-third and Lex."
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dig, digs, digging, digger, diggers, construction, road construction, construction worker, construction workers, construction work, road repair, road repairs, traffic, heavy traffic, new york, new york city, drive, drives, driving, driver, drivers, road hazard, road hazards, hazard, hazards, sewer, sewers, sewer pipeline, sewer pipelines, congestion"The Mercedes handles beautifully, but I miss the rapport I had with my Chevy."
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car, cars, truck, trucks, pickup, pickups, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, men, man, stereotype, stereotypes, relationship, relationships, car company, car companies, types of cars, rapport, compatibility, harmony, love, bond, affinity, handles well, handles beautifully, bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, businessmen, businessman, wealthy, rich, the one percent, the 1%, miss, missing, lament, lamenting, regret, regrets, reminisce, reminiscing"Oh, great! Here comes the obligatory car chase."
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bank, banks, banking, bank robbery, bank robberies, robbery, robberies, robbing, bank heist, bank heists, heist, heists, robber, robbers, bank robber, bank robbers, stick-up, stick up, hold-up, hold-ups, stickup, stickups, holdup, holdups, crime, criminal, criminals, getaway car, getaway cars, getaway vehicle, getaway vehicles, car chase, car chases, chase scene, chase scenes, police, police car, police cars, police cruiser, police cruisers, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, film, films, movie, movies, action