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"Sir, please pull the vehicle over first."
"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."
"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."
"How's my drinking?" bumper sticker
"You've been charged with driving under the influence of testosterone."
"Sir, have you been drinking, not drinking, drinking, not drinking, drinking?"
"That wasn't me, officer. That was the liquor driving."