Drug Abuse Cartoons

Drug Abuse Cartoons

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Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

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"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

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"You should just feel a tiny prick, and then a lifetime of morphine addiction."

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"I've found that there are times in a person's spiritual journey when prescription drugs are entirely appropriate."

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"I've decided to return to my first passion in life—selling drugs to kids."

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Man opens his medicine cabinet to find two pill bottles with ancient Greek comedy and tragedy masks on them

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"I miss my mom's home-cooked methamphetamine."

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Woman looking at a sign in a pharmacy that says "Staff Picks"

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"Mommy, I don't think that was a Children's Advil."

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"Let's get Junkie—he'll know what to do!"

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"And if things don't work out in the big city, Cindy, you can always come back home to me and Mom and our nightmare descent into booze and pills."

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"I can't decide whether to turn pro first or go directly into rehab."

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"In order to get through this, I've had to find an inner strength that I never knew I had in the medicine cabinet."

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"He's fine as long as I take my medication."

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"Would you like to try some of our over-the-counter drugs while you wait for your prescription?"

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"Prozac? All right! Kickin' it old school."

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"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

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"Yes, but Mummy and Daddy are on legal drugs."

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"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

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"I still enjoy running my winery, but these days my real passion is the meth lab."

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"Yes, I have taken my medication. Have you taken your medication?"

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"I'm sorry, but you're going to have to hand over that cape. Your test came back positive for anabolic steroids."

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"Banning A-Rod for the entire season is tragic. However, banning him for the postseason might be a good omen."

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"B.Y.O.P.?" "Bring your own Prozac."

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Medicine cabinets labelled for the different days of the week

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