"Yes, but it's naturally toxic."
"Can't you give him one of those personalities in a bottle I keep reading about?"
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"Arthritis Pain Formula Anacin, Poli-grip, and a home-pregnancy test."
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Little Shop of Horrors
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"That would be in Aisle Six, the worried-well section."
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"You're wearing a lab coat under false pretenses."
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F.W. Woolworth and Karl Marx Go Into Retailing
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"With the wearing of this mystic talisman, you will never be plagued by any of the minor ailments usually handled by over-the-counter drugs!"
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"Rub this on everything."
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"Early Halloween costume?"
"Early Halloween costume?"
J+P Pharmacy. Happy hour 5-7.
"This one is over the counter. But, as yet, under the radar."
"You should take these in the presence of an attorney."