"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."
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"I've found that there are times in a person's spiritual journey when prescription drugs are entirely appropriate."
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"Hey, if you could take a drug that made you better at watching TV, wouldn't you?"
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"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."
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A concession stand offers bananas and steroids.
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"Yes, everything—I need a list of all the medications you're on."
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"Banning A-Rod for the entire season is tragic. However, banning him for the postseason might be a good omen."
"I'm sorry, but you're going to have to hand over that cape. Your test came back positive for anabolic steroids."
Prescription Drugs '96.
"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"
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Newt's Other Stats
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"When I was young I needed drugs to feel weird. Now, I need drugs to feel normal."
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Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Family Ties
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"Want to score some flu shots.?"
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"Grass is more enjoyable when it's illegal."