"I don't vote. They've got machines that do that now."
"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."
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"He's a curmudgeon now, but he used to be just a mean old bastard."
"So what do you think of it?"
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"They're making my web-page into a movie!"
"So how's the family? Still disintegrating?"
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"Can I do anything for you besides sending over the wine steward?"
"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"
"Sh-h-h-sitting very quietly is part of the pickling process."
"None of 'em is my type. I'm sitting on my hands this year."
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"Caldwell know whereof he speaks. At least until around eight-thirty or nine."
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"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."
"With your permission, gentlemen, I'd like to offer a kind word on behalf of John Maynard Keynes."
"In Vino Fertilization"
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"I'm taking a wine course but not for credit."
"Point well taken- but I just came here to get drunk."
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"Anyone here a 'worthless, no-good drunken bum'?"
"Jer, I just feel so empty. Do you have any peanuts?"
"Of course, you see everything from a very special perspective."
"Do you ever catch yourself wondering what the hell's gone wrong with this corporation?"
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“Biggers, two more Luau Sizzlers for Annie and me and another Fog Cutter for Mrs. Grindstaff.”
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"When I first learned that men and women have significantly different ways of thinking, I said, 'Excellent! This calls for a drink!' "
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"It's a magic potion that makes everything you say interesting."
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"If you have one more round it's considered a main dish."
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