"Sir, please pull the vehicle over first."
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"How's my drinking?" bumper sticker
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"Your pilot is still de-icing."
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"That wasn't me, officer. That was the liquor driving."
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"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."
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"Make it one for my baby and one more for the road. And while you're at it I'll have one, too."
"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."
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"No more, thanks - I'm flying."
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"Here's a nice one. It was confiscated from a little old drunk lady."
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"Pull over and let me drive - you're too drunk to hit anyone."
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"Rudolf! You're in no shape to guide my sleigh tonight!"
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