"So what do you think of it?"
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"Can I do anything for you besides sending over the wine steward?"
"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"
"Sh-h-h-sitting very quietly is part of the pickling process."
"None of 'em is my type. I'm sitting on my hands this year."
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"I'm taking a wine course but not for credit."
"Anyone here a 'worthless, no-good drunken bum'?"
"Do you ever catch yourself wondering what the hell's gone wrong with this corporation?"
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"If you have one more round it's considered a main dish."
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"It's good to get hammered by something other than the economy."
"I'm sorry, ladies, was this man bothering you?"
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"You always get the good gossip out here around the vodka cooler."
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"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."
"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."
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"Hey, pal, do you have any idea who I think I am?"
"It's a lot easier than the mechanical bull."
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"Sir, please pull the vehicle over first."
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Cross eyed and crossed pits
"I do - but it might just be the liquor talking."
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"What do you have in the way of gateway drinks?"
"I, too, used to drink the amber-colored fluids, gentlemen, but now, owing to health considerations, I drink only the crystal-clear fluids."
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"I'm Sorry, Everyone - My E-Mail Account Got Hacked Last Night By Some Alcohol"
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"I don't now if it's me or the alcohol talking, but I'm having trouble standing upright and I think I might vomit."
"I'm nothing and yet, I'm all I can think about."
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