Drunkards Cartoons

"So what do you think of it?"

"Can I do anything for you besides sending over the wine steward?"

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"

"Sh-h-h-sitting very quietly is part of the pickling process."

"None of 'em is my type. I'm sitting on my hands this year."

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"I'm taking a wine course but not for credit."

"Anyone here a 'worthless, no-good drunken bum'?"

"Do you ever catch yourself wondering what the hell's gone wrong with this corporation?"

"It's good to get hammered by something other than the economy."

"I'm sorry, ladies, was this man bothering you?"

"You always get the good gossip out here around the vodka cooler."

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

"Hey, pal, do you have any idea who I think I am?"

"It's a lot easier than the mechanical bull."

"Sir, please pull the vehicle over first."

"I do - but it might just be the liquor talking."

"I, too, used to drink the amber-colored fluids, gentlemen, but now, owing to health considerations, I drink only the crystal-clear fluids."

"I don't now if it's me or the alcohol talking, but I'm having trouble standing upright and I think I might vomit."

"Who's drunk enough for fireworks?"

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Here's my card. Give me a call if you ever need a barfly."

"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."

"A whino!"