"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"
"In Vino Fertilization"
"Do you ever catch yourself wondering what the hell's gone wrong with this corporation?"
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“Biggers, two more Luau Sizzlers for Annie and me and another Fog Cutter for Mrs. Grindstaff.”
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"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."
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"I guess what I miss most is being drunk."
"Damn those dugout Martinis!"
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"I'm sorry, ladies, was this man bothering you?"
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"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."
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"The hard part was pulling my head off the wall and reattaching it to my body."
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"That's Laura's Susanne Bartsch imitation. I guess it's time for us to go."
"But the people,Your Majesty! The people are not happy."
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"Sir, please pull the vehicle over first."
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"Bert's inner core in spinning on its own."
My Philosophy take #74
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"You're going to get a great summation! He's smashed!"
"O.K., then, how about this? I bet you can't do this."
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"What do you have in the way of gateway drinks?"
Ol' Drunken Stupor
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"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."
"Yo!" "Hi, guy!" "Yo, guy!"
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"I'm Sorry, Everyone - My E-Mail Account Got Hacked Last Night By Some Alcohol"
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"I'm nothing and yet, I'm all I can think about."
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"Another flue shot, Larry.