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"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"
The Penguins of Las Vegas
"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."
When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"
"He walks the walk and talks the talk. But he doesn't drink the drink."
"I'm sorry, sir, but 311 cannot bring you hangover nachos."
Long tattoo on arm of man drinking coffee reads, "Born to go binge-drinking, get pierced and tattooed, then wake up the next day really annoyed at myself for being such an idiot!"