"I can get out most of the stains, but some will remain to remain you what a slob you are."
"It's a cape, it's red, and I'm in a hurry."
Tags:superhero, superheros, superpower, superpowers, super power, super powers, hero, heroes, cape, capes, laundry, dry cleaner, dry cleaners, laundromat, laundromats, customer service, inconvenient, inconvenience, disguise, disguises, superhero disguise, superhero disguises, in a hurry, in a rush, late
Waiting for Pants
"I sent you dry cleaning to France."
"What can you do with him?"
Tags:alteration, alterations, dry cleaner, dry cleaners, laundry service, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, making changes, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, dissatisfied, dissatisfaction, wishful thinking, clothes alterations, clothing alterations, literal minded, literal mindedness, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships
Tags:desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, maroon, marooned, shipwrecked, abandoned, abandon, parachute, parachutes, aid, trousers, pants, suit, suits, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, fashions, emergency help, med flight, emergency aid, emergency parachute, dry cleaner, dry cleaners, rescue, rescues, mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion, men's fashions, emergency supplies
"Admit it, Hillary makes you feel like you forgot to pick up the dry cleaning."
Tags:forgetful, forgetfulness, middle age, middle aged, dry cleaning, dry cleaners, laundry, dirty laundry, cheat, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, two timing, two timer, two timers, extramarital, extramarital affair, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adulterer, adulterers, unfaithful, unfaithfulness, sleeping around, household chore, household chores
"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."
Tags:forgetful, forgetfulness, mistake, mistakes, big mistake, big mistakes, laundry, chore, chores, lazy, laziness, dry cleaning, dry cleaner, dry cleaners, guilt, guilty, guiltiness, caught out, caught red handed, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships
"All my dirndls are at the dry cleaner's."
"Can't Yelp rate dry cleaners in order of how good they keep their mouth shut?"
Tags:launder, launders, laundry, launderers, laundering, dry cleaner, dry cleaners, dry cleaning, stoolie, stoolies, canary, canaries, mafia, mafias, mob, mobster, mobsters, organized crime, hitman, hitman, hit man, hit men, killer, killers, killing, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murdering, recommendation, recommendations, recommending, recommend, recommends, online review, online reviews, reviewer, reviewers, reviewing
"Our parent's generation had it rough. They had dry cleaning bills."
"I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you, but this is a dry cleaner's."
Tags:bartender, bartenders, advice, life advice, bad marriage, bad marriages, dry cleaner, dry cleaners, dry-cleaner, dry-cleaners, overshare, oversharing, mistake, mistakes, take advantage, taking advantage, drycleaner, drycleaner's, cliche, cliches, accident, accidents, drowning your sorrows, pub, bar, bad relationship, bad relationships
"Aw, man, that's never coming out."
Tags:animal, animals, bear, bears, polar bear, polar bears, white, white bear, white bears, arctic, north, fur, stain, stains, fabric stain, fabric stains, never coming out, ruined, ruin, destroy, destroyed, wash out, food, dinner, eating, eat, mess, messy, spaghetti, pasta, sauce, sauces, saucy, red sauce, dry cleaning, dry-cleaning, dry cleaners, dry cleaner, day-cleaner, dry-cleaners, laundry, laundromat, laundromats, washing machine, washing machines
Kooper's Kwikie Kleaners
Tags:spelling, spellings, spell check, misspelling, misspellings, clean, cleaner, cleaners, dry cleaning, dry clean, dry cleaners, dry cleaner, laundry, laundry mat, laundry mats, business, businesses, customer service, unhappy customer, unhappy customers, angry, anger, baby boomer, baby boomers, middle age, middle aged
A woman prepares to change into her freshly-cleaned grubby dress.
Tags:dress, dresses, dressing up, dresses up, poor, poor person, poor people, poverty, living in poverty, life of poverty, start of the day, starts of the day, drycleaner, drycleaners, dry cleaner, dry cleaners, dry cleaning, rags, dressed in rags, dressing in rags, tatter, tatters, tattered, unkempt, homeless, homelessness, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, beg, begs, begging, beggar, beggars
Man walking by a dry cleaner's with a sign in the window saying "All work completed when you least expect it".
Tags:dry cleaner, dry cleaners, dry cleaning, dry-cleaning, dry-cleaner, dry-cleaners, cleaner, cleaners, cleaning, laundry, laundromat, laundromats, doing laundry, washing clothes, washing clothing, sign, signs, signage, time, times, timing, surprise, surprises, expectation, expectations, expecting, expect, completed, completion, schedule, schedules, scheduling
"Sorry, but once all that white entitlement permeates the fabric you really can't get it out."
Gluten Free Dry Cleaning
Tags:dry cleaning, dry clean, dry cleaner, dry cleaners, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, washing, laundry, gluten free, dietary requirements, dietary requirement, gluten intolerance, gluten intolerances, food trend, food trends, food fad, food fads, faddy eating, faddy eater, faddy eaters, bandwagon, bandwagons, jumping on the bandwagon, jump on the bandwagon