Waiting for Pants
"I sent you dry cleaning to France."
"Look, I brought it in to be cleaned, not critiqued."
Tags:fashion, fashions, fashionable, conscious, self conscious, insecure, insecurity, trend, trends, trendy, trending, regret, regrets, skimpy, retail, dry cleaning, laungry, laundrette, gossip, gossiping, rumor, rumors, rumour, rumours, critic, critique, critical, prude, prudish, prudishness, generation, generation gap
"Admit it, Hillary makes you feel like you forgot to pick up the dry cleaning."
Tags:forgetful, forgetfulness, middle age, middle aged, dry cleaning, dry cleaners, laundry, dirty laundry, cheat, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, two timing, two timer, two timers, extramarital, extramarital affair, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adulterer, adulterers, unfaithful, unfaithfulness, sleeping around, household chore, household chores
"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."
Tags:forgetful, forgetfulness, mistake, mistakes, big mistake, big mistakes, laundry, chore, chores, lazy, laziness, dry cleaning, dry cleaner, dry cleaners, guilt, guilty, guiltiness, caught out, caught red handed, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships
"All my dirndls are at the dry cleaner's."
"Can't Yelp rate dry cleaners in order of how good they keep their mouth shut?"
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"Our parent's generation had it rough. They had dry cleaning bills."
"Aw, man, that's never coming out."
Tags:animal, animals, bear, bears, polar bear, polar bears, white, white bear, white bears, arctic, north, fur, stain, stains, fabric stain, fabric stains, never coming out, ruined, ruin, destroy, destroyed, wash out, food, dinner, eating, eat, mess, messy, spaghetti, pasta, sauce, sauces, saucy, red sauce, dry cleaning, dry-cleaning, dry cleaners, dry cleaner, day-cleaner, dry-cleaners, laundry, laundromat, laundromats, washing machine, washing machines
"I would never launder money. It requires dry cleaning."
Tags:money laundering, white collar crime, white collar crimes, embezzlement, embezzling, money, dirty money, clean money, executive, executives, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, dry cleaning, laundry, laundry mat, laundry mats, crimes, criminal, criminals, money motivated, nonviolent
Kooper's Kwikie Kleaners
Tags:spelling, spellings, spell check, misspelling, misspellings, clean, cleaner, cleaners, dry cleaning, dry clean, dry cleaners, dry cleaner, laundry, laundry mat, laundry mats, business, businesses, customer service, unhappy customer, unhappy customers, angry, anger, baby boomer, baby boomers, middle age, middle aged
A woman prepares to change into her freshly-cleaned grubby dress.
Tags:dress, dresses, dressing up, dresses up, poor, poor person, poor people, poverty, living in poverty, life of poverty, start of the day, starts of the day, drycleaner, drycleaners, dry cleaner, dry cleaners, dry cleaning, rags, dressed in rags, dressing in rags, tatter, tatters, tattered, unkempt, homeless, homelessness, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, beg, begs, begging, beggar, beggars
Man walking by a dry cleaner's with a sign in the window saying "All work completed when you least expect it".
Tags:dry cleaner, dry cleaners, dry cleaning, dry-cleaning, dry-cleaner, dry-cleaners, cleaner, cleaners, cleaning, laundry, laundromat, laundromats, doing laundry, washing clothes, washing clothing, sign, signs, signage, time, times, timing, surprise, surprises, expectation, expectations, expecting, expect, completed, completion, schedule, schedules, scheduling
"A shirt like that should be dry-cleaned only."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, marooned, maroon, stranded, abandoned, abandon, abandonment, castaway, castaways, shirt, shirts, fashions, mens fashion, men's fashion, clothes wash, laundry, house hold chore, household chores, dry clean, dry cleaning, dry-clean, dry-cleaning, dry clean only, dry-clean only, expensive clothes, expensive clothing, priorities, priority, prioritising, prioritise, prioritizing, prioritize, wrong priorities, bad priorities
"Sorry, but once all that white entitlement permeates the fabric you really can't get it out."
Gluten Free Dry Cleaning
Tags:dry cleaning, dry clean, dry cleaner, dry cleaners, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, washing, laundry, gluten free, dietary requirements, dietary requirement, gluten intolerance, gluten intolerances, food trend, food trends, food fad, food fads, faddy eating, faddy eater, faddy eaters, bandwagon, bandwagons, jumping on the bandwagon, jump on the bandwagon