Hunting Dog Returns With Pizza, Not Duck
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"We have testimony that you walk like a duck and you quack like a duck. Tell the court - are you a duck?"
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"Have you been putting on weight?"
A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.
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"Oh, it was lovely down there. Two golf courses, miles of unspoiled beaches, an air of quiet elegance..."
"You saw him, didn't you? Crazy guy stepped right in front of me! No way could I stop!"
"You can't compete with a retired pharmacist."
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"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."
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"Chill out or go around me!"
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"At least we have our integrity."
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A duckling takes a bath with a rubber human.
"Just between us, I came first, but I shredded the evidence."
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A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water
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"Have you ever thought about becoming a duck?"
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"The ducks are too infantilizing."
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"That's what's the matter with kids today!"
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"I'm sorry, sir. That's the children's menu."
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"There can be no peace until they renounce their Rabbit God and accept our Duck God."
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"Please, Steve, not the duck face."
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"I suppose you're all wondering why I called you here."
"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."
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Farmer Takes Roll Call
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Ducks crossing the Red Sea.
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"The duck stays!"