Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.
Man and a woman sit in a living room; a sign on the wall behind them reads "100% Recycled Conversation".
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"Would you describe the pain everyone else causes you as dull and throbbing or sharp like a knife?"
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"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."
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"Do you think we're a storybook romance transformed into a textbook case?"
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"Oh, nothing too exciting, Donna. I burned the toast last Wednesday, and on Saturday Jim split an infinitive. What's new with you?"
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"You're clinically boring."
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"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."
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"A word to the wise, Louise. Mr. Herrick is a miracle of protective coloration."
"Ever since I died, I don't care as much about the crossword."
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"Can you put more nudity in this?"
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"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."
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"A Critique of Pure Reason"
"I hope you sat me next to someone who wants to hear all about my bathroom renovation."
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"Do you ever feel like you're just here for the paycheck?"
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A blank board game labelled "Monotony"
"I'll tell you, mock jury duty beats cancer testing."
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"Bland, James Bland."
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"What do you think sitting around being bored out of your mind will be like in the new millennium?"
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A lion walks into a Colosseum arena where a dish of food is waiting.
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"Elvis imitators from that universe where Elvis was dull, had an M.B.A., and couldn't sing."
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"With your kind permission, I've taken the liberty of putting Marvin on 'mute'."
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"Ain't no drab plumage at closing time."
"Perhaps we could think of me sitting here as an art installation, that would help."
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