"What a couple of clucks we are. Here's another mistake right up here."
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"The research shows that rats who comment on-line are dumber than rats who don't."
Tags:animal, animals, rat, rats, lab rat, lab rats, mice, mouse, scientific research, science, testing, test, tests, experiment, experiments, research, researcher, researchers, scientist, scientists, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, animal testing, technology, computer, computers, internet, online, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, forum, forums, comment, comments, commenting, intelligence, troll, trolls, trolling, dumb, dumber, stupid, stupidity, smarts, research, study, studies, modern life
Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate
"They, like, invented retro."
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"Find something dumb. Really dumb. I'm in the mood."
Tags:television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s, watching tv, watching television, watching telly, tv show, tv shows, tv program, tv programs, tv programmes, tv programmes, television show, television shows, television program, television programs, television programme, televisions programmes, woman, women, mood, in the mood, dumb, stupid, funny, mindless, comedy, comedies, reality, reality tv, choosing a tv program, choosing a tv show, choosing a tv programme, couple, couples, lowest common denominator, common denominator, agree, agrees, agreement, agreements
"No, sorry, you'll still be dumb."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, dumb, stupid, sorry, apology, apologies, apologising, apologizing, fate, forever, still, second chance, second chances, hopeless
"And you call yourself a dog."
"Just ignore them. They're summer people."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, fish, shark, sharks, underwater, ocean, sea, summer, summertime, tourist, tourists, tourism, tourist season, travel, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, vacationer, vacationers, holiday-goer, holiday-goers, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, summer people, ignore, ignoring, strange, unusual, dumb, sucker, suckers, season, seasons, seasonal, swimming
"I like it. It's dumb without trying to be clever."
Tags:business executive, business executives, business manager, business managers, executive, executives, manager, managers, meeting, meetings, business meetings, business meeting, board meeting, board meetings, advertising, advertisers, plan, plans, mock-up, mock up, mock-ups, mock ups, mockup, mockups, incompetence, incompetent, buzzword, buzzwords, corporate, corporation, corporations, corporate buzzword, corporate buzzwords, jargon, corporate jargon, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, dumb, dumbness
T-Shirt Reads 'I'm With Me'
"Is the rabbit cute?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, rabbit, rabbits, meat, cute, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, dumb, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, vegan, vegans, veganism, question, questions, customer, customers, patron, patrons
Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community
Tags:ignorance, ignorance is bliss, bliss, blissful, happy, happiness, joy, joyful, dumb, dumber, smart, road, road sign, signs, signage, sign joke, housing, houses, home, homes, neighbourhood, suburbia, suburban, real estate, estate agent, realtor, realtors, community, communities, social commentary, gated community, social, comment, commentary
"Shouldn't you rake those up first and then set them on fire?"
Tags:leaf, leaves, clearing leaves, raking, raking leaves, rake, rakes, chore, chores, housework, yardwork, landscaping, landscaper, lawn, lawns, yard, yards, garden, gardens, gardening, fire, fires, on fire, fire hazard, fire hazards, fire safety, unsafe, safety hazard, safety hazards, bad idea, bad ideas, dangerous, dangerous idea, dangerous ideas, dumb, dumb idea, dumb ideas, husband, husbands, man, men, marriage, nag, annoy, berate, bother
"You bet I'd love a free trip to Cancún."
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, tele-marketing, tele-marketer, tele-marketers, cold calling, cold calls, cold caller, cold callers, scam, scams, con, cons, fraud, trickery, free, free trip, free trips, cancun, mexico, won, winner, winners, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel, cruise, cruises, you've won, gullible, naive, stupid, dumb, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, guard, guards, knight, knights, modern life, too good to be true
Are You As Dumb As a Post?
Tags:stupid, stupid test, test, testing, iq test, iq, intelligent, intelligence, brain teaser, brain teasers, brain, brains, stupidity, dumb, dumber, dumb as a post, idiot, idiocy, idiotic, idiots, idiotically, personify, personified, personification, are you as smart as a, smart as a, dumb as a, spoof, spoofs, spoofed, parody, parodied, parodies, quiz, quizzes, exam, exams
"Shouldn't you be reading that to me out loud or something?"
Tags:read, reading, reader, reads, book, books, bookish, book lover, bedtime, bed time, story, storybook, stories, read aloud, aloud, incompetent, incompetence, stupidity, stupid, dumb, parent, parenting, tired parents, tired, parental, dad, dad, father, fatherhood, fathers, kid, kids, child, children, childhood
"I had it cut so I can style it professionally at work and still look stupid at night."
Tags:barber, barbers, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairstylist, hairstylists, barbershop, barbershops, hair salon, hair salons, beauty parlor, beauty parlors, beauty parlour, beauty parlours, beauty salon, beauty salons, hair, haircut, haircuts, hairstyle, hairstyles, fashion, style, styles, personal appearance, professional, stupid, dumb, ridiculous, man, men
"Harry can never remember whether it's the winner or the loser who's supposed to jump over the net."
Tags:sport, sports, tennis, player, players, athlete, athletes, winner, winners, winning, loser, losers, losing, celebrating, celebration, celebrations, net, nets, jumping, jumping over, accident, accidents, bad timing, forgetful, bad memory, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, dumb, stupid, sportsmanship
"I used to be innocent. Then I was naive. Now I'm just dumb."
Tags:psychology, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, innocent, innocence, naive, gullible, dumb, stupid, intelligence, ego, self-esteem, self-confidence, self-worth, self-value, mental health, worry, worries, worrying, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, mental health, decline, declines, declining, deteriorate, deteriorates, deteriorating, deterioration, devolve, devolves, devolving, devolution, middle age, middle-aged, midlife crisis
"When I think of the things I used to do for stickers, I feel like such an idiot."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, teacher, teachers, student, students, education, schooling, school, schools, sticker, stickers, reward, rewards, reward system, reward systems, sticker chart, sticker charts, positive reinforcement, parenting techniques, stupid, dumb, idiot, embarrassment, embarrassed, humiliation, humiliated
"Don't worry, boss—we whacked your skis."
Tags:mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafias, mafioso, russian mob, russian mafia, wolves, wolf, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, law, laws, organised crime, organised crimes, cronies, goon, goons, henchmen, henchman, thug, thugs, whack, whacked, lingo, slang, skiing, ski, skis, accident, accidents, make it look like an accident, injury, injured, hospital bed, hospital, sick bed, play on words, word play, word-play, idiot, idiots, dumb, dumber, stupid, stupidity
"Don't worry about the two billion, Max—we've all done stupid things."
Tags:money, finances, business, businessman, businessmen, investor, investors, broker, brokers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, trader, traders, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers, financier, financiers, banker, bankers, bank, banks, banking, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, billion, billions, stupid, dumb, incompetent, incompetence, incompetent, rich, wealthy, wealth, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, corporate, corporation, corporations, company, companies, drop in the bucket
"There's a reason, Jim, that they call it 'cow tipping' and not 'bull tipping.'"
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, patient, patient, serious injury, serious injuries, bed-ridden, hurt, injured, injury, injuries, animal, animals, cow, cows, bull, bulls, cattle, cow-tipping, cow tipping, prank, pranks, joke, jokes, prank gone too far, joke gone too far, went too far, reason, reasons, lecture, lectures, told you so, stupid, dumb, bad idea, dumb idea, bad ideas, dumb ideas, law of natural selection
Cats are not as intelligent as you think.
Tags:cat, cats, feline, felines, intelligent, intelligence, smart, smarts, arithmetic, math, maths, math problem, maths problem, maths problems, math problems, idiot, idiots, dumb, stupid, intelligence, intelligence level, intelligence levels, iq, intelligence quotient, pet, pets, cat owner, cat owners, cat person, cat people, cat lover, cat lovers, meow, meows, meowing
"First of all, you mislabelled this evidence. Second, it looks like you brought the victim in for questioning."
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