Escaping the Office
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"Got some bad news for you, Larry."
"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."
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"Say hello to my little friend!"
A crash test dummy counts sheep.
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"You think he's your friend? He's in there right now ratting you out."
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Moral Values for Dummies
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Crash-test dummy alien in crashed UFO
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An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy
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"My strength is the strength of ten because I'm fourteen."
A woman runs a crash test dummy in a shopping cart.
"Seat belts unfastened? Excellent."
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"If that thing says one word, I'm leaving!"
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"I'd fire him in a minute, but the old man thinks we need his unique perspective around here."
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"This information is on a need-to-know basis and Ferguson, God bless him, doesn't need to know."
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Crash Testing Clown Car.
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"We never talk anymore."
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"Well, he didn't get that kind of language from me!"
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"Sudoku for Dummies"
"Come on, Charlie, let me in on when you guys are making the break!"
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"Lady Fowler, how long has your husband been missing?"
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Will Talk for $
"Mostly, I just miss his hand."
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