Escaping the Office
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"Got some bad news for you, Larry."
"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."
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"Say hello to my little friend!"
A crash test dummy counts sheep.
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"You were an accident."
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"You think he's your friend? He's in there right now ratting you out."
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Moral Values for Dummies
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Crash-test dummy alien in crashed UFO
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"I like Al Gore just fine – if only he weren't such a constant reminder that, for me, vaudeville is dead."
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An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy
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"My strength is the strength of ten because I'm fourteen."
A woman runs a crash test dummy in a shopping cart.
"Seat belts unfastened? Excellent."
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"Wait—before we go any further, I'm beginning to have serious doubts about the wheelman."
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"I'd fire him in a minute, but the old man thinks we need his unique perspective around here."
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"This information is on a need-to-know basis and Ferguson, God bless him, doesn't need to know."
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Crash Testing Clown Car.
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"We never talk anymore."
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"Well, he didn't get that kind of language from me!"
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"I'll tell you one thing - only someone with a goyisher kop would dream up this kind of work."
"Sudoku for Dummies"
"So, hey, what do you think, Little Willy―is this guy guilty or not?"
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