"He sounds like a papaya I bought that just went straight from green to rotten."
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smack talk, talking smack, trash talk, talking trash, girl talk, gossip, gossiping, gossiper, gossipers, woman, women, men, man, date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, rotten, dump, dumped, breakup, breakups, break up, broke up, broken up, vent, venting, complaining, complain, complaint, complaints, fruit, produce, fruits, papaya, papayas"I'm sorry, Wilson, but I liked you better before your therapy."
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dating, dates, date, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, breakup, breakups, breaking up, broken up, broke up, dump, dumped, split, split up, splitting up, change, changed, mental health, therapy, therapist, therapists, depression, depressed, anxious, anxiety, men, man, women, woman"I'm afraid, Inspector, this means that everybody and everything in the country has been copyrighted."
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copyright, copyrights, copyright law, copyright laws, lawyer, lawyers, copyright lawyer, copyright lawyers, attorney, attorneys, trademark, trademarks, trademark law, trademark laws, intellectual property, intellectual property law, dump, dumps, dumping, dumping ground, dumping ground, poison, poisons, poisoning, water supply, water supplies, overprotected, overprotection, author, authors, writer, writers, cartoonist, cartoonistsJANUARY 3RD AT ROCKEFELLER CENTER.
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rockefeller center, christmas tree, christmas trees, rockefeller center plaza, 30 rock, 30 rockefeller center, tree, trees, throw out, throws out, throwing out, toss, tosses, tossing, tip, tips, tipping, trash can, trash cans, toss out, tosses out, tossing out, dump, dumps, dumping, dump out, dumps out, dumping out, lazy, laziness, after christmas, holiday season, end of the holiday season, christmas season, xmas, x-mas"Well, it's a lovely gesture, but I still think we should start seeing other people."
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date, dates, dating, relationships, relationship, bad relationships, bad relationships, dump, dumping, dumped, ends, ending, ending a relationship, break-up, break-ups, breaking up, tattoo, tattoos, tattoo fails, bad tattoo, bad tattoos, regret, regetting, pointless gestures, pointless gesture, nice gesture, nice gestures, gesture, gestures, seeing other people, see other peopleBrief Summer Fling
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romance, romantic, rejection, rejected, dump, dumped, broken up, breakup, breakups, breaking up, date, dates, dating, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, summer, summertime, fling, flings, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, beach, beaches, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays"I think I'd like to start seeing other elephant trainers, Rolf."
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animal, animals, elephant, elephants, trained animal, trained animals, circus animal, circus animals, trainer, trainers, talking animal talking animals, ringleader, ringleaders, breakup, breakups, breaking up, broken up, broke up, dump, dumped, split up, splitting up, separate, separated, separation, date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends"I'm sorry, Herbert, but you're no longer part of the story I want to tell about myself."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, breakup, breakups, breaking up, broken up, dump, dumped, rejected, rejection, split up, splitting up, ego, egocentric, divorce, divorced, divorcing, separate, separated, separating"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."
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mary had a little lamb, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, poem, poems, poetry, story, stories, children's story, children's stories, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, rhyme, rhymes, character, characters, animal, animals, sheep, talking animal, talking animals, mary, lamb, lambs, little lamb, fleece, white, grey, gray, gray hair, gray hairs, grey hair, grey hairs, silver, hair, old age, ageing, aging, growing old, growing older, going gray, going grey, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, dating, couple, couples, break-up, break-ups, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, split, dump, dumpedNYC Department of Sanitation
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rocket, rockets, rocket ship, rocket ships, outer space, pollute, pollutes, polluting, pollution, headphones, sanitation, garbage, garbage dump, dump, dumps, dumping, new york, new york city, waste, landfill, landfills, garbage dumps, tip, tips, recycle, recycles, recycling, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, launch, launches, launching, shuttle launch, shuttle launches, space flight, space travel"I'd like to start seeing other castaways."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, dating, dating problems, dating issues, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, partner, partners, seeing new people, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, breakup, breakups, dump, dumping, desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, stranded, ship-wrecked, shipwreckedThe Dinner Builiding
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eating out, dining out, restaurant, courses, portion, portion size, portion sizes, skyline, skylines, city, cities, buildings, buildings, menu, menus, food course, food course, main course, the main course, leftover, leftovers, waste, food waste, landfill, landfill site, landfill sights, dump, dumps, dumpster, dumpsters, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, western world, western society"Eddie was a simple man and, in the end, an eminently practical one."
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mourner, mourners, mourning, grief, griever, grievers, grieving, mourn, mourns, funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral services, garbage, dumpster, dumpsters, last will, dump, bin, bins, garbage disposal, recycling, simple, lifestyle choice, undertaker, undertakersLong Island's Garbage Barge
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garbage, trash, rubbish, new york, long island, government, governments, politics, political, recycle, recycling, wast, dump, ocean, oceans, northeast, usa, barge, barges, boat, boats, tugboat, tugboats, garbage scow, garbage scows, park, kids, kid, child, children, childhood, parents, parent, parenting, parenthood"God, you know what? You're sweet, but I just got out of a long thing."
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relationship, relationships, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, dating, date, dates, crush, breakup, breakups, broken up, dump, dumped, split up, rejection, rejected, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, excuse, excuses, long term relationship, long term relationships, baggage, rebound, rebounds"I've grown, Carl, while you've merely mutated."
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personal growth, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, break up, break ups, growing as a person, grown, emotional growth, maturing, maturity, mutation, mutations, mutated, personality, character, characters, mutating, love life, dump, dumps, dumped, dumping, relationship problem, relationship problems, relationship breakdown, relationship breakdowns"I take it back. It's not me! It's you!"
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boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, relationship, relationships, couples, couple, anger, angry, mad, bad news, breakup, breakups, breaking up, broken up, broke up, men, man, women, woman, split up, splitting up, separate, separated, separating, dump, dumped"No, I don't. And I'll tell you why."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, wedding, weddings, newlywed, newlyweds, breakup, breakups, breaking up, broken up, dump, dumped, cold feet, bride, brides, groom, grooms, left at the alter, stood up"But, Marge, five hundred channels. Won't that make a difference?"
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relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, divorce, divorcing, divorced, breakup, split up, breakups, breaking up, ex, exes, walked out, dump, dumped, cable, satellite, channel, channels, variety, options, tv, tvs, television, televisions"Herbert, I've decided to seek your ouster."
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ouster, ousters, divorce, divorced, divorcing, separate, separation, separated, breakup, breakups, breaking up, broken up, broke up, dump, dumped, heartbreak, heartbroken, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women