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Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

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"Sex brought us together, but gender drove us apart."

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"Well, it's a lovely gesture, but I still think we should start seeing other people."

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"I don't love you anymore, Lucille, and I'm dropping you off at your mother's house."

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"But, Marge, five hundred channels. Won't that make a difference?"

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"And, by the way, there are a hell of a lot fewer levels to you than you give yourself credit for."

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"This isn't working. I'm putting you on a plane back to Ohio."

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"I feel you should know, Maureen. I've decided to downsize our marriage."

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"I never meant to hurt you."

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"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

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"You could at least be breaking up with me in the shade."

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"Plastic man can steal anybody's girlfriend."

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"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

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"And as you can see, my beautiful assistant has disappeared...months ago...with my brother."

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"I just wanted you to hear it from me first, before you read it in the sky."

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"I'll leave, Margaret, but I won't get lost."

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"My wife has been walking five miles a day. I think she's somewhere in the middle of Pennsylvania now."

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"We'll always have the food court."

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"I'm seeing someone else."

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"Any trail - just find one and hit it."

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Brief Summer Fling

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"God, you know what? You're sweet, but I just got out of a long thing."

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"No, I don't. And I'll tell you why."

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"He sounds like a papaya I bought that just went straight from green to rotten."

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"I'm sorry, Wilson, but I liked you better before your therapy."

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