"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"
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"I'm starting to see some real definition in my abs."
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"Miss Robins, get me a ladder and a hacksaw, if you will, please."
"Take away their Game Boys!"
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"All I'm getting out of him is a lot of profanity."
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"Country Club Dungeon"
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"I don't mean to be a snob, but I know what real leather sounds like."
"Come and get it! Ha, ha- just kidding."
"Must 'More dungeons' always be the answer?"
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"You missed our anniversary again."
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How Is Your Pain Today?
"Did I remember to lock the dungeon?"
Summer Arrives At Devil's Island
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"I don't get out much—I'm usually locked in a cellar."
"Personally, I prefer the old White House pressroom."
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"For example, people who don't have dungeons might spend their evenings playing cards or watching television."
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"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."
"I know you're hurting. We're all hurting."
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"I forget. Is this the punishment or the rehabilitation?"
Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture
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"They're keeping me from practicing my religion. I'm a sun-worshipper."
"Yes sir, the place wouldn't be the same without old Bosley here!"
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"All right! All right! No more Easy Listening Rock! I'll talk!!"
"It's his birthday."