"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."
"I think Italian is spoken in Heaven and Dutch is spoken in Hell."
Tips for boy with his finger in the Dike
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"Of course, it's a very early Rembrandt."
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A cat waits by a square mouse hole.
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"Instead of doing jail time, I'm performing eighteen hundred hours of community service."
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"Do you really like Rembrandt, or do you simply identify with him as a white heterosexual male?"
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"I believe this is one of Rembrandt's earliest selfies."
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Other Rembrandt Misattributions
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"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."
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"I'm going to get you, Manhattan! I'm going to be one of the biggest things that ever hit this place! You just watch, Manhattan! You just watch!"
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"No doubt about it. Scientifically speaking, knowledge of the river will expand in direct proportion to the length of Mr. Van Gundy's new air hose."
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"Give me a Manhattan"
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"Quick! Get me an agent."
"Quick! Get me an agent."
"Diego, Ned, Johannes – did it ever occur to you you're just flipping channels?"