Dying Cartoons

Dying Cartoons

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"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

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A man reads the obituary and compares his age to the deceased.

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"Relax, honey - change is good."

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"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

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"Take some identification with you in case you die."

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"We find pizza softens the blow of bad news."

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"Hey, Gramps, is 'deathbed' one word or two?"

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"I got it this far - don't stop me now."

Artist: Barsotti, Charles   Search ID: CC121823   High Res: 5000x2169 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: you can't take it with you, take it with you, taking it with you, money, greed, greedy, death, die, dies, dying, rich, riches, wealth, wealthy, elite, elites, expectation, expectations, heavenly gates, heaven's gate, gates of heaven, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, stingy, miserly, miser, misers

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"Now that you mention it, I've never seen him roll over and play dead before, either."

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"We never say 'death'—we prefer 'deadness.' "

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"He was just a year away from retirement."

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"He's dead. Would you like his voice mail?"

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"That's the fourth husband she's put in the ground without any concern for what it's doing to the environment."

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"Mind if I turn my hearing aid down?"

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"And don't go auctioning off my stuff."

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"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."

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"Shows you how much I know."

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"I've forgotten what I want to be remembered for."

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"If I have to ask permission for every bite, dearest, we'll be mating all day."

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"Ever since I died, I don't care as much about the crossword."

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"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

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"Mr. Stephenson is the subject of a widely anticipated obituary."

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"If your guys aren't going to show, let's just call it a day."

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"It's cool, but you kinda miss the trumpet fanfare, right?"Sign: "WELCOME JOSH!"

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"They're very time-sensitive."

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