"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."
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"And don't go auctioning off my stuff."
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"It was her dying wish."
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"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."
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"I should have bought more crap."
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"Fred said he wants his ashes mingled with Daisy's ashes. He said not a word about my ashes!"
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"I'd rather drown."
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"He wanted a viking funeral. Pop this on his head."
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"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."
"When I pass away, don't make the announcement until after the closing bell so as not to affect the stock market."
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"My dying wish is that you all take off your clothes and get in bed with me."
"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."