"My family likes to set up our grudges at Thanksgiving, stew over them through December, then take our revenge at Christmas."
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"Any chance we could stop by my broker's house?"
"Well, I guess that was a family movie. If your family is a bunch of violent, psychotic sociopaths."
"His family makes my family seem like a family."
"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."
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"Oh, you do it that way, do you?"
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"Sure, it's all inherited wealth, but if you knew my parents, you'd say I earned every penny."
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What They Brought to the Table
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"Your entire family has the flu, and they won't be coming home for Christmas!"
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"That's my parents' room."
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Discussion...1/4 mile. Argument...1/2 mile. Fight...1 mile.
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"Hey! Pay-per-view here, if you and your mother don't mind."
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Family acid trip
"Yes, I'd like to be placed on the Do Not Call list. Also, happy birthday Mom."
The Trump family
"Lately, I've begun to understand - and forgive - my parents."
"Here at the company, we're just like a family. . . highly dysfunctional yet in complete denial."
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"Melania will stay in New York for Barron and definitely not because she's sleeping with her personal trainer. Can Ivanka be First Lady?"
"The voice pattern is similar to Dad's."
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