"When I was your age, I had to hike ten miles through the ice and snow to a porno store when I wanted to look at dirty pictures."
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"You're right - the shipping isn't free. They've folded the expense in the cost of the item."
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"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."
Add to Cart
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"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."
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"How did the internet get my bra size?"
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"Captain, it looks like we've entered cyberspace."
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"I found you on Splrg's list."
"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."
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"Computer, order me two long-sleeved cotton crewnecks in dark wine and green heather."
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Hamlet vs. Amazon Prime
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"I got it from eBay."
Alexa and the Genie
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Mermaid Online Shopping
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"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."
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"I picked him up cheap on eBay."
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"No, no, the Queen in not in the counting house. She's at the computer selling stuff on e-Bay."
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"I bought three new suits in one swat!"
"The rules don't say anything about Airbnb-ing your property to help pay off the mortgage."
"It's this amazing new thing that I'm never going to use."
"We can't compete with that crap. They've got the crappiest crap on the internet."
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"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."
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"You realize that if you eat that, you'll get marketing emails for the rest of your life."
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