"I used to call people, then I got into e-mailing, then texting, and now I just ignore everyone."
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"It's from Santa, and it goes way, way beyond jolly."
"That's the problem with e-mail - no one to bite."
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"You've got pie."
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Maybe Saddam doesn't have an email address.
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"Got your e-mail, thanks."
"We're not friends-she just e-mails me things I'm not interested in."
"We just need your e-mail address so we can e-mail you all day every day for the rest of your life."
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Berlitz guide to Scamese
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"You don't sound anything like your e-mail."
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"Nothing important—nothing on fax, nothing on voice mail, nothing on the Internet. Just, you know, handwritten stuff."
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"You've got mail! Also, Time, CNN, HBO, ICQ, Warner Bros, Netscape, Sports Illustrated. . . . ."
"I'm sure we're in all the same blind ccs."
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"Be right with you, just checking my email."
Receiving the early-Morning T-Mail
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The Eternal Question
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He replied all.
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"I'm pretty excited. A collection of my emails is due out this spring."
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"Just go ahead and enter your email for us."
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"Sorry kid, this job will always be eight percent email."
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Congratulations You Have Been Selected to Receive a Free Gift Card
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"You Have Hate Mail"
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