Early Humans Cartoons

"Thanks. It's vintage."

"All right, who'll start things off with a bid on this magnificent one-of-a-kind fifty-pound rock?"

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Not without inventing a helmet, you don't!"

"I'm waiting for it to defrost."

"At best, it was a fragile coalition."

"Is this the spatula or the whisk?"

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

"Retro, but I love it."

"I hunted, Tirka gathered, and Crock made chili."

"If containment doesn't work, we can always eat them."

"Are you married to the name?"

"Hey, what is this stuff? It makes everything I think seem profound?"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"Of course, we're happy for you and Klaza, Beega. But tell me, what do his people do?"

"Never hunt when you're hungry."

"Maybe it needs a caption."

Man ascends from subway station exit, followed by a caveman, an ape, and earlier creatures in homage to evolutionary theory.

Stone-age Patents

"We're decluttering."

"Does it strike anyone else as weird that none of the great painters have been men?"

Caveman with a stylish hairstyle walks out of a cave marked with a barber pole.

"We're working on reading readiness."

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."