"Crust" "Mantle" "Creamy nougat center"
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"And may we continue to be worthy of consuming a disproportionate share of this planet's resources."
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"I have the whole universe to look after, so I'm putting you in charge of this planet."
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"Man! That's the closest I've been to Earth in 60,000 years and that's about as close as I ever want to get."
"The planet is all wobbly this morning."
"What am I, chopped liver?"
"When you add up how much it costs for fuel, supplies, and getting a sitter, it doesn't seem worth it to invade Earth."
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"Yuck! Look at all planet lice down there!"
Tags:alien, aliens, spaceship, spaceships, space ship, space ships, planet, planets, ufo, ufos, u.f.o.s, u.f.o., unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, flying saucer, flying saucers, beach, beaches, beach scene, beach scenes, seashore, seaside, beach-goer, beach-goers, human, humans, human being, human beings, people, lice, earth, planet earth, yuck, gross, pest, pests, science fiction, sci-fi
"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."
Tags:religion, religious, bible, old testament, genesis, god, creation story, story of creation, creationism, heaven, earth, planet earth, creator, creators, putting together furniture, furniture assembly, assembling furniture, leftover, leftovers, leftover parts, leftover pieces, assembly part, assembly parts, new furniture, furniture
"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"
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Tags:god, heaven, angel, angels, review, reviewing, reviews, reviewer, reviewers, critic, critics, rate, rating, ratings, earth, planet earth, the world, feedback, positive feedback, four stars, hotel, hotels, commentator, commentators, creation, self review, self reviews, reflect, reflection, reflections, self assessment, self assessments, self appraisal, self appraisals
"Have you ever wondered what would happen if a giant hair ball were to slam into the earth?"
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"He's not seeing anyone right now, due to the curvature of the earth."
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"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."
"Black holes, quasars, galactic storms, and now those damn space signals from Earth."
Tags:alien, aliens, science fiction, space, outer space, life in space, sci-fi, modern life, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s, connection, connections, bad connection, bad connections, signal, bad signal, reception, bad reception, black hole, black holes, quasars, quasar, galactic storm, galactic storms, space signal, space signals, signals, earth, planet earth, radio, static, static interference, interference, technology, modern technology, antenna, antennas, satellite, satellites, satellite dish, satellite dishes, science
"Hey, this is on me!"
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Coming Soon! Taco Sphere
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"Don't make me come down there!"
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"Oh yeah? Well, what if I were the first man on earth?"
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"It always takes me a couple of cups of coffee to feel the rapture."
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"I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get any human specimens, but I think our leaders will be quite pleased with the snow globe and the commemorative spoon."
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"But can they save themselves?"
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"As far as I'm concerned, we didn't get out a moment too soon."
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"Uh-oh - climate change."
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"The gods seem in touch with their anger tonight."