"When you're on their flowers, you're a snail. When they want to eat you, suddenly you're an escargot."
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animals, pets, fish, family, parents, children, relationships, government, bureaucracy, goldfish, cannibalistic, big family, big families, happy family, happy families, eat, eats, eating"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."
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pizza, pizzas, pie, pies, pizza-pie, pizza pie, pizza pies, pizza-pies, slice, slicing, slices, whole, mouth, mouths, prefer, pizzeria, pizza mouth, pointless, monster, monsters, alien, aliens, take away, take-away, take-out, takeout, take out, takeaway, foods, entire, tarrare, eat, eating, devour, devouring, restaurant, just as soon"'Scuse me, Officer, but where do the elite meet to eat around here?"
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sitcom, sitcoms, catchphrase, catchphrases, tavern, taverns, bar, bars, pub, pubs, nostalgia, nostalgic, city, cities, elite, elites, eat, eats, eating, comedy, comedies, comedy classic, comedy classics, tv show, tv shows, tv programme, tv programmesGotta Fly
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fish, fishes, bird, birds, aves, gotta swim, gotta fly, slogan, slogans, tshirt, tee, tees, tshirts, t shirt, t shirts, t-shirt, t-shirts, fashions, trend, trends, following trends, fish gotta swim bird gotta eat, fly, flies, insect, insects, prey, predator, eating, eat, swim, swimming, fly, flying, nature, instinct, instincts, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, word play"The Chaetodon capistratus, commonly known as the four-eyed butterfly fish, is monogamous."
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fish, fact, facts, factoid, factoids, trivia, trivia buff, trivia buffs, trivial, monogamous, ichthyologist, ichthyology, dog, dogs, pet, pets, eat, eats, eating, irrelevant, irrelevance"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."
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cruise, cruises, cruise line, cruise lines, gorge, gorges, gorging, eat, eats, eating, overeat, overeats, overeating, inclusive holiday, inclusive holidays, all-inclusive, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, worry, worries, worriedSchool of little fish scares big fish
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fish, fishes, fishies, school, shoal, reverse, reversal of fortune, hunter, hunted, predator, prey, scared, chase, chasing, eat, strength in numbers, safety in numbers, scare, scare tactics, shadow, silhouette, schools, shoals, little fish, big fish"I'd love to swap. Where's the zebra?"
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zebra, lion, lions, eat, eats, eating, man eater, man eaters, man-eating, lunch, lunches, swap, swaps, swapping, trade, trades, trading, packed lunch, packed lunches, preference, preferences, variety, picky eater, picky eaters, school lunch, school lunches, cafeteria, cafeterias, school cafeteria, school cafeterias, lunch room, lunch rooms, student, students"Who ordered the megatelli?"
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pasta, pastas, tagliatelle, megatelli, restaurant, oversized, large, big, huge, italian, restaurants, italian restaurants, order, orders, menu, menus, mega, dining, eating, eat, filling, full, italy, miscommunication, explanation, surprise, surprising, shock, shocks, surprises, misunderstanding, misunderstood"Whew! At last, I can eat!"
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wedding, weddings, marriage, wedding preparations, wedding prep, wedding planning, wedding plans, bride, brides, bride-to-be, brides-to-be, groom, grooms, diet, diets, dieting, hungry, hunger, not eating, fit, fit into dress, wedding dress, wedding dresses, lose weight, losing weight, go down a size, wedding day, eat, eating, watching your weight, slim, slim down, thin"Even when you were a baby you wouldn't eat."
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picky eater, picky eaters, mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, nag, nags, nagging, feed, feeds, feeding, feeder, feeders, overfeed, overfeeds, overfeeding, eat, eats, eating, guilt, guilts, guilting, guilty, admonish, admonishes, admonishing, scold, scolds, scolding, intrusive, butt in, butts in, butting in, son, sons"It could use some wasabi."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bear, bears, grizzly bear, grizzly bears, grizzly, grizzlies, brown bear, brown bears, fish, catching fish, fishing, fresh fish, food, fresh food, sushi, wasabi, sashimi, japanese food, raw fish, river, rivers, nature, eat, eating, natural, seasoning, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking"Tell them that hilarious story about your colonoscopy."
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colonoscopy, colonoscopies, funny story, funny stories, dinner party, dinner parties, conversation, conversations, conversation starter, conversation starters, chat, chats, chatting, small talk, hilarious, colon, eat, eats, eating, put off, puts off, putting off, gross, gross story, gross stories, disgusting story, disgusting stories"Looks like someone's eyes are bigger than his liver."
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eyes bigger than stomach, bartender, bartenders, bar, bars, advice, saying, sayings, cliche, cliches, adage, adages, advice, advise, mistake, mistakes, liver, livers, alcohol, alcoholic, drinking, drinks, drunk, eyes are bigger than your stomach, parallel, hindsight, wisdom, eat, eating, mistake, mistakes, overconfidence"Yeah, but for a fat guy who doesn't exercise I'm in pretty good shape."
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eat, eating, diet, diets, fitness, fit, fitter, exercise, exercising, exercises, exercised, physical fitness, physically fit, middle-age, middle age, middle aged, obese, obesity, morbidly obese, morbid obesity, xxl, food, foodie, obesity epidemic, fat, overweight, weight, weightloss, weight loss, weight-loss, good shape, in shape, irony, ironic, dramatic irony, bad shape, out of shape, healthy, health and wellbeing"By the time we got there, all we wanted to do was raid their kitchen."
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knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, army, cavalry, horse, horses, armour, armor, commander, commander, captain, captains, spear, spears, weapon, weapons, stab, impale, medieval, history, raid, pillage, plunder, attack, kitchen, kitchens, food, eat, eating, steal, stole, stolen, hunger, hungry, starve, starving"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."
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shark, sharks, fish, fishes, teeth, tooth, dental, dentist, clothes, beach, beaches, underwater, aquatic, aquarium, fishing, marine, marina, swimming, swim, swims, jaw, fashion, fashions, eat, eating, danger, dangerous, dangers, dangerous waters, beware of shark, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking"Welcome to America, bitch."
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breakfast, breakfasts, america, american, american breakfast, american breakfasts, french, france, french breakfast, french breakfasts, croissant, croissants, unhealthy, america, american, americans, fat, fats, fatty food, fatty foods, pancakes, pancake breakfast, pancake breakfasts, maple syrup, obese, obesity, obesity epidemic, culture clash, culture clashes, welcome, welcomes, greet, greets, greeting, overeat, overeats, overeating, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotypical, health food, health foods, eat, eats, eating, eater, eatersA Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch
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trade, trade union, union, unions, unionism, unionist, diner, diners, lunch, lunches, meal, meals, labor, labour, labors, labours, labouring, laboring, laborers, labourers, service, service industry, food, foods, eat, eating, eateries, menu, menus, cost, costs, price, prices, pricing, chef, chefs, class, class awarenessKittens and snake.
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zoo, zoos, zoo exhibit, zoo exhibits, predator, predators, prey, snake, snakes, kitten, kittens, cat, cats, bad idea, bad ideas, bad mix, bad mixes, nature, natural world, pet store, pet stores, pet, pets, display, displays, displaying, animal, animals, eat, eats, eating, prey animal, prey animals"No one said we couldn't eat the snake."
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