Eat Cartoons

"When you're on their flowers, you're a snail. When they want to eat you, suddenly you're an escargot."

"I guess we'd be considered a family. We're living together, we love each other, and we haven't eaten the children yet."

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

An agenda is eaten by a hidden agenda.

"'Scuse me, Officer, but where do the elite meet to eat around here?"

Gotta Fly

"The Chaetodon capistratus, commonly known as the four-eyed butterfly fish, is monogamous."

"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."

"The dog ate my magnetic insoles."

School of little fish scares big fish

"I'd love to swap. Where's the zebra?"

"Who ordered the megatelli?"

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

"Even when you were a baby you wouldn't eat."

"It could use some wasabi."

"Looks like someone's eyes are bigger than his liver."

"Tell them that hilarious story about your colonoscopy."

"You've been eating again."

"Yeah, but for a fat guy who doesn't exercise I'm in pretty good shape."

"By the time we got there, all we wanted to do was raid their kitchen."

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

"Welcome to America, bitch."

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

Kittens and snake.

"No one said we couldn't eat the snake."