"When you're on their flowers, you're a snail. When they want to eat you, suddenly you're an escargot."
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"I guess we'd be considered a family. We're living together, we love each other, and we haven't eaten the children yet."
An agenda is eaten by a hidden agenda.
"'Scuse me, Officer, but where do the elite meet to eat around here?"
"The Chaetodon capistratus, commonly known as the four-eyed butterfly fish, is monogamous."
"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."
"I'd love to swap. Where's the zebra?"
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"Even when you were a baby you wouldn't eat."
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"Tell them that hilarious story about your colonoscopy."
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"You've been eating again."
"Welcome to America, bitch."
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Kittens and snake.
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"No one said we couldn't eat the snake."
"I'm afraid you have only three minutes to live."
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"A large portion of every meal is donated to charity."
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"You folks ready to order?"
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A snake eats evolving animals.
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"Are you ready to pound down some breakfast?"
"For heaven's sake, all I asked is which do you want, a hamburger or a lamb chop!"
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"I'm behind on my carrots."
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"If you don't have anything profound to say, don't say anything at all."
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"This frat better be worth it!"
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"Not eating your Cheezies, Miller?"
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"Oh, come on. You liked it fine before you found out this was a chain."