Eats Cartoons

Eats Cartoons

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"I guess we'd be considered a family. We're living together, we love each other, and we haven't eaten the children yet."

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An agenda is eaten by a hidden agenda.

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"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."

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"When you're on their flowers, you're a snail. When they want to eat you, suddenly you're an escargot."

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"You've been eating again."

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"Tell them that hilarious story about your colonoscopy."

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"No one said we couldn't eat the snake."

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Kittens and snake.

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"I'm afraid you have only three minutes to live."

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"A large portion of every meal is donated to charity."

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"You folks ready to order?"

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"Damn! The feeder's empty."

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"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

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"O.K. children—now comes the fun part!"

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"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

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"This frat better be worth it!"

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"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

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"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

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"Yes it's a salad bar, but it's still mainly hay."

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New 'Vores

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"Ostrich."

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"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

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"If you don't have anything profound to say, don't say anything at all."

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Angels flock to a bird-feeder.

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A snake eats evolving animals.

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