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Eats Cartoons
Eats cartoon 1 of 63
"When you're on their flowers, you're a snail. When they want to eat you, suddenly you're an escargot."
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escargot, snail, snails, snail shell, snail shells, terminology, term, terms, fancy, mollusk, mollusks, mollusc, molluscs, entomologist, entomologists, entomology, gross-out, eat, eats, eating, garden snail, garden snails, fancy restaurant, french cuisine, french, euphemisms, mask, masks, masking, appetizing, appetising, unappetizing, unappetisingEats cartoon 2 of 63
"I guess we'd be considered a family. We're living together, we love each other, and we haven't eaten the children yet."
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animals, pets, fish, family, parents, children, relationships, government, bureaucracy, goldfish, cannibalistic, big family, big families, happy family, happy families, eat, eats, eatingEats cartoon 3 of 63
An agenda is eaten by a hidden agenda.
Eats cartoon 4 of 63
"'Scuse me, Officer, but where do the elite meet to eat around here?"
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sitcom, sitcoms, catchphrase, catchphrases, tavern, taverns, bar, bars, pub, pubs, nostalgia, nostalgic, city, cities, elite, elites, eat, eats, eating, comedy, comedies, comedy classic, comedy classics, tv show, tv shows, tv programme, tv programmesEats cartoon 5 of 63
"The Chaetodon capistratus, commonly known as the four-eyed butterfly fish, is monogamous."
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fish, fact, facts, factoid, factoids, trivia, trivia buff, trivia buffs, trivial, monogamous, ichthyologist, ichthyology, dog, dogs, pet, pets, eat, eats, eating, irrelevant, irrelevanceEats cartoon 6 of 63
"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."
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cruise, cruises, cruise line, cruise lines, gorge, gorges, gorging, eat, eats, eating, overeat, overeats, overeating, inclusive holiday, inclusive holidays, all-inclusive, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, worry, worries, worriedEats cartoon 7 of 63
"I'd love to swap. Where's the zebra?"
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zebra, lion, lions, eat, eats, eating, man eater, man eaters, man-eating, lunch, lunches, swap, swaps, swapping, trade, trades, trading, packed lunch, packed lunches, preference, preferences, variety, picky eater, picky eaters, school lunch, school lunches, cafeteria, cafeterias, school cafeteria, school cafeterias, lunch room, lunch rooms, student, studentsEats cartoon 8 of 63
"Even when you were a baby you wouldn't eat."
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picky eater, picky eaters, mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, nag, nags, nagging, feed, feeds, feeding, feeder, feeders, overfeed, overfeeds, overfeeding, eat, eats, eating, guilt, guilts, guilting, guilty, admonish, admonishes, admonishing, scold, scolds, scolding, intrusive, butt in, butts in, butting in, son, sonsEats cartoon 9 of 63
"Tell them that hilarious story about your colonoscopy."
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colonoscopy, colonoscopies, funny story, funny stories, dinner party, dinner parties, conversation, conversations, conversation starter, conversation starters, chat, chats, chatting, small talk, hilarious, colon, eat, eats, eating, put off, puts off, putting off, gross, gross story, gross stories, disgusting story, disgusting storiesEats cartoon 10 of 63
"You've been eating again."
Eats cartoon 11 of 63
"Welcome to America, bitch."
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breakfast, breakfasts, america, american, american breakfast, american breakfasts, french, france, french breakfast, french breakfasts, croissant, croissants, unhealthy, america, american, americans, fat, fats, fatty food, fatty foods, pancakes, pancake breakfast, pancake breakfasts, maple syrup, obese, obesity, obesity epidemic, culture clash, culture clashes, welcome, welcomes, greet, greets, greeting, overeat, overeats, overeating, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotypical, health food, health foods, eat, eats, eating, eater, eatersEats cartoon 12 of 63
Kittens and snake.
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zoo, zoos, zoo exhibit, zoo exhibits, predator, predators, prey, snake, snakes, kitten, kittens, cat, cats, bad idea, bad ideas, bad mix, bad mixes, nature, natural world, pet store, pet stores, pet, pets, display, displays, displaying, animal, animals, eat, eats, eating, prey animal, prey animalsEats cartoon 13 of 63
"No one said we couldn't eat the snake."
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old testament, tempt, tempts, temptations, garden of eden, forbidden fruit, serpent, serpents, bible story, bible stories, biblical, roast, roasts, roasting, spits, eat, eats, eating, snake, snakesEats cartoon 14 of 63
"I'm afraid you have only three minutes to live."
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egg, eggs, boil, boiled, boiled egg, hard boiled, doctor, doctors, medicine, medical, live, to live, food, foods, humpty dumpty, humpty dumpty sat on a wall, nursery rhyme, rhyme, nursery rhymes, eat, eating, eats, medicines, prognosis, diagnosis, terminal, eggy, personified, through the looking glass, myths, myth, cook, cooking, cooked, cooksEats cartoon 15 of 63
"A large portion of every meal is donated to charity."
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food, word, words, word play, play on words, charity, charitable, charities, charity case, eating, eat, eats, eating out, out to eat, dining, dine, diner, diners, restaurant, restaurants, money, donate, donations, donation, donated, donating, social, social responsibility, unexpected, philanthropy, philanthropist, philanthropists, business, suitsEats cartoon 16 of 63
"You folks ready to order?"
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hungry, hunger, hippo, hippos, hippopotamus, mouth, mouths, food, foods, eat, eats, eating, eaten, restaurant, restaurants, order, orders, waitress, waiter, waiters, foodie, visual gag, sight gag, absurd, animal, animals, visual humor, visual humour, menu, menus, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphismEats cartoon 17 of 63
A snake eats evolving animals.
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evolution, evolve, evolves, evolving, predator, predators, prey, survival of the fittest, darwin, darwinian evolution, fear of snakes, snake, snakes, eat, eats, eating, spencer, herbert spencer, might makes right, herpetologist, herpetologists, herpetology, ophidiophobia, phobia, phobias, phobicEats cartoon 18 of 63
"Are you ready to pound down some breakfast?"
Eats cartoon 19 of 63
"For heaven's sake, all I asked is which do you want, a hamburger or a lamb chop!"
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indecision, indecisive, indecisiveness, marriage, marriages, hamburger, hamburgers, lamb chop, lamb chops, dinner, dinners, dinner plan, dinner plans, make dinner, makes dinner, making dinner, exasperated, exasperating, frustrate, frustrates, frustrating, frustration, frustrations, question, questions, questioning, eat, eats, eating, decide, decides, deciding, businessman, businessmen, weigh options, weighing options, option, options, choice, choices, hard choice, hard choices, difficult choice, difficult choicesEats cartoon 20 of 63
"I'm behind on my carrots."
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carrot, carrots, eat, eats, eating, diet, diets, special diet, special diets, vegetable, vegetables, jargon, boardroom, boardrooms, meeting, meetings, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination, cliche, cliches, business meeting, business meetings, executive meeting, executive meetings, catch up, catches up, catching up, playing catch upEats cartoon 21 of 63
New 'Vores
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locavore, locavores, carnivore, carnivores, diet, diets, dieting, special diet, special diets, speciality diets, fad diet, fad diets, ethic, ethics, terminology, term, terms, new term, new terms, eat, eats, eating, eating disorder, eating disorders, new diet, new diets, healthy eating, new word, new wordsEats cartoon 22 of 63
"If you don't have anything profound to say, don't say anything at all."
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philosopher, philosophers, philosophy, philosophy major, philosophy majors, dinner, dinner table, dinner tables, conversation, conversations, converse, converses, conversing, profound, insight, insights, insightful, input, greek, greeks, father, fathers, eat, eats, eating, son, sons, disappointment, disappointments, superficialEats cartoon 23 of 63
"This frat better be worth it!"
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haze, hazes, hazing, frat, frats, frat boy, frat boys, fraternity, fraternities, greek, greek society, greek societies, college, colleges, college student, university, universities, pledge, pledges, pledging, haze, hazes, hazing, cement shoes, shark, sharks, eat, eats, eaten, decision, decisions, decision-making, greek letter organization, greek letter organizationsEats cartoon 24 of 63
"Not eating your Cheezies, Miller?"
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snack, snacks, snacking, fit in, fits in, fitting in, eat, eats, eating, meeting, meetings, snack food, snack foods, cracker, crackers, snack cracker, snack crackers, cheesy, cheese, cheesy snack, cheesy snacks, snacking, lunch meeting, lunch meetings, odd man out, outcast, outcasts, social outcast, social outcastsEats cartoon 25 of 63
"Oh, come on. You liked it fine before you found out this was a chain."
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